About
The Mighty Mule
{Of Xhapoirah}
Xhapoirah treats her mule with kindness. There is no need to contact PETA about his living conditions. Paxtyn is fed at least once per month, clothed daily, and never bathed (you may think that this is abuse, but Paxtyn would fry and, quite possibly, explode if water came in contact with him).
Occasionally, he is forced to enter the arena in frilly pink tutus. I assure you that he does not mind. You may call it unmasculine ballet, but we like to think of it as "pink aerobics."
Paxtyn, as well as Sweet Miser, is out of commission. Prepare your Eulogies.
{Of Xhapoirah}
Xhapoirah treats her mule with kindness. There is no need to contact PETA about his living conditions. Paxtyn is fed at least once per month, clothed daily, and never bathed (you may think that this is abuse, but Paxtyn would fry and, quite possibly, explode if water came in contact with him).
Occasionally, he is forced to enter the arena in frilly pink tutus. I assure you that he does not mind. You may call it unmasculine ballet, but we like to think of it as "pink aerobics."
Paxtyn, as well as Sweet Miser, is out of commission. Prepare your Eulogies.