Fake friends: Never ask for food.



Real friends: Are the reason you have no food.



Fake firends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.



Real friends: Call your parents Dad & Mom.



Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.



Real friends: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ...
we screwed up ...but that was fun!'

Fake friends: Never seen you cry.



Real friends: cry with you.



Fake friends: Borrow you stuff for a few days then give it back.



Real friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.




Fake friends: Know a few things about you.



Real friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.




Fake friends: Would knock on the door.



Real friends: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'




Fake friends: Are for a while.



Real friends: Are for life.




Fake friends: Would ignore this.



Real friends: Will send this to all their friends and hope to get it back.



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