well, i've seen the movie and it is aweful. let me know if i've forgotten anything!

1. Dudley confronts Harry with his gang, when they should have already gone home

2. the dementors attacked after dark in an alley

3. it’s supposed to be pitch-black and the lights go out, so why are the bulbs still burning in the underpass?

4. what happened to Dudley getting fatter? He seems to have lost weight

5. since when did letters from the ministry talk?

6. they take Dudley to the hospital when they are supposed to be have a family discussion about dementors

7. where’s dumbledore’s howler?

8. the guard is much to small

9. tonks is not nearly clumsy enough

10. they never explain that tonks is a metamorpher

11. They are supposed to fly over the country just short of the clouds, not right over a big river in the middle of London!

12. They left out the secret note from Dumbledore, the secret-keeper and instead mad-eye has a magical walking stick. Wtf?

13. the house elves in sirius’ mother’s house are supposed to be stuffed heads on a wall, not in glass cases like dolls.

14. what’s with hermione’s hair getting blonder and more and more under control each movie?

15. Why doesn’t Harry yell at everybody. He’s much too calm

16. extendable ears are supposed to be strings the color of flesh you stick into you ear and listen, each person seperatley, and crookshanks certainly never eats one.

17. They left out Percy leaving the family

18. Harry is not front page news, he’s a snide joke on the inside of the paper, that’s why he doesn’t know about it, as he’s been taking the paper all summer.

19. Mr. Weasley should have been fascinated by the escalators, not scared of them.

20. they’re supposed to come in through the left-hand fireplaces and out through the right in the ministry atrium, they’re coming in through all of them

21. where are dumbledore’s glasses? He never wears them

22. they never explain that mrs fig is a squib

23. harry was supposed to wear a shirt and jeans to his hearing, not a poorly matched suit.

24. Dumbledore didn’t summon up his cute little chair

25. nevvile is supposed to be able to see the thestrals

26. ginny is supposed to be with them, not Neville, on the carriage, which would help with the previous woe.

27. Dumbledore is supposed to pretend to look happy to hear umbridge’s speech, not annoyed.

28. seamus is supposed to be sympathetic to harry (until he insults his mum) not vengeful

29. harry and seamus’ row happens in the dormitories, not the common room

30. they’re supposed to already have there books in DDA with umbridge, Mrs. Weasley having bought them that summer

31. umbridge is horrible and not nearly toadlike enough

32. the words on his hand are supposed to write along with him, not after he’s finished a line, or how could he write in his own blood?

33. Harry doesn’t let on at all that he’s in pain, he doesn’t want umbridge to “win”

34. Hermione never sees Harry’s hand, Ron does, and in a corridor, not in the common room

35. Ron and Hermione are supposed to be bickering all the time, and they never fight at all.

36. Luna doesn’t go making friends with thestrals

37. Hagrid is supposed to have explained about thestrals, not Luna, but because he’s not back when he should be, he can’t.

38. they didn’t explain Luna’s Dad published the Quibbler

39. they left out Harry’s interview with Rita for the Quibbler

40. McGonagal never confronts Umbirdge publicly about her detentions, she wouldn’t dare contradict the ministry

41. they left out trying to take Hagrid away and stunning McGonagal in the process

42. where are Trelawney’s many shawls?

43. Hagrid doesn’t come back when he should

44. The patil twins are not both in Gryffindor, Padma’s in Ravenclaw (this is an on-going flaw)

45. electronics (like radios) don’t work at Hogwarts

46. What’s with the dark mark showing up outside the window (or some such thing)?

47. there’s absolutely no one at the hog’s head, when fletcher should be there dressed as a witch to keep an eye on them

48. where’s susan bones?

49. it’s not called Dumbledore’s army until the first meeting when they name it

50. the room does not appear to Neville, Dobby tells them about it and Harry remember’s Dumbledore mentioning it

51. why are they luring filch with food?

52. they don’t invite people to join the inquisital squad

53. where are the cushions to practice stunning on. It’s not fun to be thrown into a wall

54. where are the Christmas decorations courtesy of Dobby with balls with harry’s face on them?

55. where is the mistletoe full of nargles?

56. The said “merry Christmas” when they should have said “happy christmas”

57. they left out Ginny dating Michael Corner

58. they left out Cho’s friend, Marietta, in the DA

59. Cho is supposed to be bawling her eyes out

60. Cho already took her OWLs she’s older than Harry so why is she worried about them? *NOTE* i'm sorry everyone, this one is incorrect. Cho is infact the same age as Harry but i don't want to fix all the numbers *END NOTE*

61. Harry never sees the orb/prophesies in his dreams, only the corridor leading to them, until the very last time

62. Mr. Weasley only gets bitten once and it’s in the corridor to the dept of mysteries, not in the shelves of orbs

63. Christmas break never happens

64. Snape is supposed to deny that occlumency is “mind-reading” that the mind is not a book to be opened and read at leisure

65. They left out St. Mungos and therefore Lockhart and Neville’s parents as well

66. they skipped the boggart and in fact every effort to clean the Black house

67. the black family tree is supposed to be a tapestry, not a mural

68. they left out sirius’ mom’s portrait shrieking

69. Harry never thinks he’s turning “bad” like Voldemort, he gets mad at everyone for not believing him

70. Hagrid is supposed to come back when there’s snow on the ground and umbridge nearly finds Harry, Ron and Hermione because of their footsteps

71. the dragon meat looks like beef, when it’s supposed to be green

72. he doesn’t give the meat to Fang, he takes it back and puts it back on his face

73. what about madame Maxine?

74. no one would be raging like lestrange is in Azkaban with the dementors around

75. the DA is supposed to be tipped off by Dobby

76. they’re supposed to be running for cover, not standing still stunned while umbridge blasts a whole in the wall

77. they left out Cho’s friend betraying them and the curse that wrote sneak on her face

78. there’s no fight when Dumbledore runs off with Fawkes

79. they have a mass detention

80. they never get banned from Quidditch because they never play a lick of Quidditch

81. Because they left out Quidditch, they also left out “Weasley is our King”

82. Ron isn’t playing quidditch when Hagrid shows Harry and Hermione Grawp, so he’s with them and he shouldn’t be.

83. Grawp is supposed to be tied down with numerous ropes, not on a leash

84. Grawp is supposed to call Hermione “Hermy”

85. Grawp is WAY too civil

86. Hermione is supposed to be scared out of her mind with Grawp, not happy that he’s a good boy (which he isn’t)

87. Harry doesn’t see the scene where his father humiliate Snape in the pensive like he's supposed to, he invades Snapes mind and sees it

88. Fred and George break out right after Easter break, not during the OWLs in JUNE

89. they left out the portable swamp.

90. hey skipped Fred and Georges final speech announcing Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes

91. harry is supposed to fall asleep in the History of Magic OWL when Voldemort plants the vision of Sirius being tortured, not fall down in a crowd

92. they use sirius’ knife to break into Harry’s office

93. Umbridge never slaps Harry while he’s tied to a chair

94. Umbridge never tries to kill a centaur

95. the centaurs are supposed to try and kill Harry and Hermione and Grawp saves them

96. they left out the phone booth and the “rescue mission” pins

97. the skipped the circular room with the whole bunch of doors that spun around and as a consequence also left out the brains, time turners, and the progression of life bubble

98. the prophesy doesn’t say anything until you smash it

99. therefore, Harry does not know the prophesy before battling Voldemort

100. Why do Lucius Malfoy and LeStrange not wear their masks?

101. the kids smash shelves, not stun everyone they can see

102. the prophesy is recited incorrectly

103. the death eaters have now become powerful spirits that can swoop around and fly places? Huh?

104. they’re supposed to duel the death eaters, not be swooped on.

105. they left out a whole bunch of stuff including but probably not limited to: Ron’s babbling curse and his resulting tangle with a brain, Nevilles nose bleed and tap dancing curse, which then smashes the prophesy in the battle, Ginny’s broken ankle, Hermione being knocked out

106. Lestrange stuns Sirius and he falls through the veil, she doesn’t kill him with avandra kadavra

107. Dumbledore is supposed to apparate into the atrium of the ministry and sets the statues to life to protect harry. Instead he comes in via floo powder?

108. Voldemort does NOT destroy the entire atrium of the Ministry of Magic

109. Harry doesn’t writhe on the ground in the rubble in pain when Voldemort posseses him

110. Harry’s pure joy and love that he will see Sirius again if Dumbledore kills him and Voldemort (when he’s possessed) is supposed to expel him

111. Dumbledore is supposed to share the prophesy with Harry afterwards (when Harry destroys much of his office) and show that Trelawney made it through his pensive

112. they left out the scene with Nick and Harry asking if Sirius would come back as a ghost

113. they left out kreacher’s betrayal and what it told Voldemort

114. The stupid MUGGLE CLOTHES everywhere! They were never wearing robes!

some stuff i forgot:

115. hermione and ron are prefects, but it's never mentioned

116. dobby never has a part at all.

117. they never have the fantastic scene where they try to stun Hagrid and chase him off the grounds in the middle of the night during the astronomy OWL.

118. that also includes McGonagal taking 4 stunners to the chest and and having to spend time at St. Mungos and using a walking stick.

119. Peeves chasing Umbridge off campus with McGonagal's walking stick is also absent.

Sorry, i haven't cataloged these yet. more soon!

"You haven't got a godfather!"

"Yes, I have. He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news... check if i'm happy..."

-Harry, Prisoner of Azkaban



"You think the dead we have loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don't recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself most plainly when you have need of him." - Dumbledore - Prisoner of Azkaban



"Where is Wood" - Harry

"Still in the showers... We think he's trying to drown himself" - Fred

Prisoner of Azkaban



“Get the mail, Dudley,” said uncle Vernon from behind his paper.

“Make Harry get it.”

“Get the mail, Harry.”

“Make Dudley get it.”

“Poke him with your smelting stick, Dudley.”

-uncle Vernon, Dudley, and Harry, Prisoner of Azkaban (?)

“One can never have enough socks… Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books” – Albus Dumbledore - Philosopher’s Stone



“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that” – Albus Dumbledore - Philosopher’s Stone



“My brain surprises even me sometimes” Dumbledore - Philosopher’s Stone



"Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. Not a scar, no visible sign... to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection for ever." -Dumbledore - Philosopher’s Stone



“The truth… It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.” – Dumbledore - Philosopher’s Stone



“After all, to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure. You know, the Stone was really not such a wonderful thing. As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all—the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things which are worst for them.” – Dumbledore Philosopher’s Stone



“STOP, I FORBID YOU!” yelled Uncle Vernon in panic.

Aunt Petunia gave a gasp of horror.

“Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh,” said Hagrid. “Harry--yer a wizard.”

-Hagrid, Philosopher’s Stone



“Some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough human left in him to die. Some say he’s still out there, bidin’ his time, like, but I don’t believe it. People who was on his side came back ter ours. Some of ‘em came outta kinda trances. Don’t reckon they could’ve done it if he was coming back.

“Most of us reckon he’s still out there somewhere but lost his powers. Too weak to carry on. ‘Cause somethin’ about you finished him, Harry. There was somethin’ goin’ on that night he hadn’t counted on--I dunno what it was, no one does--but somethin’ about you stumped him all right.”

-Hagrid, Philosopher’s Stone



“I remember every wand I’ve ever sold, Mr. Potter. Every single wand. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather is in your wand, gave another feather--- just one other. It is very curious indeed that you should be destined for this wand when its brother--why, it’s brother gave you that scar.”

-Mr. Ollivander, Philosopher’s Stone



“oh, are you a prefect, Percy?” Asked one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. “You should have said something, we had no idea.”

“Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it,’ said the other twin. “Once”

“or twice”

“a minute”

“all summer”

-Weasley twins, Philosopher’s Stone



“Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!”

-Dumbledore, Philosopher’s Stone



“So—after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating—“

“Jordan!” growled Professor McGonagall.

“I mean, that open and revolting foul—“

“Jordan, I’m warning you—“

“All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I’m sure...”

-Lee Jordan and Professor McGonagall, Philosopher’s Stone



“it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.”

-Dumbledore, Philosopher’s Stone



“We won! You won! We won!” shouted Ron, thumping Harry on the back. “And I gave Malfoy a black eye, and Neville tried to take on Crabbe and Goyle single handed! He’s still out cold but Madam Pomfrey says he’ll be all right.”

-Ron, Philosopher’s Stone



“Devil’s Snare, Devil’s Snare...what did Professor Sprout say? –it likes the dark and damp—“

“So light a fire!” Harry choked.

“Yes—of course—but there’s no wood!” Hermione cried, wringing her hands.

“HAVE YOU GONE MAD?” Ron Bellowed. “ARE YOU A WITH OR NOT?”

“Oh, right!” said Hermione.

-Harry, Ron and Hermione, Philosopher’s Stone



“To one as young as you, I’m sure it seems incredible, but to Nicolas and perenelle, it really is like going to bed after a very, very long day. After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”

-Dumbledore, Philosopher’s Stone



“There are all kinds of courage,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr. Neville Longbottom.”

-Dumbledore, Philosopher’s Stone

"Do you remember me telling you that we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"

"Yes," said Harry stiffly.

"Yes, sir."

"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

-Harry and Snape, Half Blood Prince





Why are you worried about You-know-who? You should be worrying about U-no-poo -- the constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!

-Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, Half Blood Prince



“I don’t think you should be an Auror, Harry,” said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. “The Aurors are a part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They’re working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease.”

Harry inhaled half his mead up his nose as he started to laugh. Really, it had been worth bringing Luna just for this.

-Harry and Luna Lovegood, Half Blood Prince



“--and if you want people to help you, Ron,” added George, throwing the paper airplane at him, “I wouldn’t chuck knives at them. Just a little hint.”

-George Weasley, Half Blood Prince



“You can try,” said Harry indifferently. “But you seem cleverer than Fudge, so I’d have thought you’d have learned from his mistakes. He tried interfering at Hogwarts. You might have noticed he’s not Minister anymore, but Dumbledore’s still headmaster. I’d leave Dumbledore alone, if I were you.”

-Harry and Scrimgeour (minister) Half Blood Prince

"Enough - effing - Owls." - Uncle Vernon - Order of the Phoenix



"Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!" - Hermione

"Oh yeah... Hey - Hey, you lot! Midgets!" - Ron

"Ron!" - Hermione

"Well, they are, they're titchy..." - Ron

Order of the Phoenix



"If you don't stop doing it, I'm going to - " - Hermione

"Put us in detention?" - Fred

"Make us write lines?" - George (smirking)

"No, but I will write to your mother" - Hermione

"You wouldn't." - George (horrified)

- Order of the Phoenix

“When two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sign that a black haired midget in glasses is being born.”

-Ron, Order of the Phoenix



“Harry, I’ve left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry. ”

“They won’t,” said Harry.

“That you’re safe”

“That’ll just depress them.”

“And you’ll see them next summer.”

“Do I have to?”

-Harry and Lupin Order of the Phoenix



“Good one!” said Harry encouragingly, deciding not to point out that in a real duel situation Neville’s opponent was unlikely to be staring in the opposite direction with his wand held loosely at his side.

-Harry and Neville, Order of the Phoenix



“Oh Harry, don't you see? If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!”

-Hermione, Order of the Phoenix



Professor Trelawney broke into hysterical sobs during Divination and announced to the startled class, and a very disapproving Umbridge, that Harry was not going to suffer an early death after all, but would live to a ripe old age, become Minister of Magic, and have twelve children.

-Order of the Phoenix



“Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they’re going to use our products to get rid of this old bat,” added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.

-George Weasley, Order of the Phoenix



Even by Harry’s low standards in Divination, the exam went very badly. He might as well have tried to see moving pictures in the desktop as in the stubbornly blank crystal ball; he lost his head completely during tea-leaf reading, saying it looked to him as though Professor Marchbanks would shortly be meeting a round, dark, soggy stranger, and rounded off the whole fiasco by mixing up the life and head lines on her palm and informing her that she ought to have died the previous Tuesday.

-O.W.L.’s, Order of the Phoenix

"Dobby knows, sir! Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy - " - Dobby

"Find my what?" - Harry

"- and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!" - Dobby

"What's a Wheezy?" - Harry

"Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy - Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!" - Dobby

Goblet of Fire



"Not doing nothing! Already wet, aren't they? Little squirts! Wheeeeeeeee!" - Peeves (throwing water balloons on the students) - Goblet of Fire

"Don't talk to me.... because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret" - Ron - Goblet of Fire



"Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody." - Molly Weasley

"Yeah, well, Dad collects plugs, doesn't he?" - Fred

- Goblet of Fire



"They run off eckeltricity, do they?... Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs. And batteries. Got a very large collection of batteries. My wife thinks I'm mad but, but there you are" - Arthur Weasley - Goblet of Fire



"They've got an electric fire" - Harry

"Really? Ecklectic, you say? With a plug? Gracious, I must see that..." - Arthur Weasley

Goblet of Fire

Harry had never mentioned his Gringotts bank account to the Dursleys; he didn’t think their horror of anything connected with magic would stretch to a large pile of gold.

-Chamber of Secrets



“There you are! Where have you been? The most ridiculous rumors – someone said you’d been expelled for crashing a flying car”

“Well, we haven’t been expelled,” Harry assured her.

“You’re telling me you did fly here?

-ron, harry and Hermione, Chamber of Secrets



“Harry, Harry, Harry, I understand. Natural to want a bit more once you’ve had that first taste—and I blame myself for giving you that, because it was bound to go to your head—but see here young man, you can’t start flying cars to try and get yourself noticed. Just clam down, all right? Plenty of time for that when you’re older. Yes, yes, I know what he’s thinking! ‘It’s all right for him, he’s a nationally famous wizard already!’ but when I was twelve I was just as much of a nobody as you are . In fact, I’d say I was even more of a nobody! I mean, a few people have heard of you, haven’t they? All that business with H-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named! I know, I know—it’s not quite as good as winning Witch Weekly’s Most Charming-Smile Award five times in a row, as I have—but it’s a start, Harry, it’s a start.”

-Lockhart, Chamber of Secrets



“You will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me. You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.”

-Dumbledore, Chamber of Secrets



Unfortunately, Professor Lockhart would be unable to return next year, owing to the fact that he needed to go away and get his memory back. Quite a few teachers joined in the cheering that greeted this news.

“Shame,” said Ron. “He was starting to grow on me.”

-Dumbledore and Ron, Chamber of Secrets