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Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world - Albert Einstein
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones.
98% of the teen population has tried breathing oxygen. If you are one of the 2% that hasn't, put this in your profile.
Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him because you were getting stoned... he'll understand.
Your kidneys are MINE.
If I had BALLS they'd be bigger than YOURS.
Welcome to the INTERNET, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.
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"This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well." ~Mikey Way
Im going to open ketchup bottles with your face!! -Karma
George Dubyah Bush is like the Jessica Simpson of politics.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people that annoy me.
A rose by any other name would most likely be "deadly thorn-bearing assault vegitation".
Look over there, a distraction!
Santa has three hoes.
Jacuzzis are the cookwear of choice for cannibals
ROBOT PIRATE ISLAND.
98% of the teenage population has done, is, or blah blah something about drugs. Put this in your profile if YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
Interviewer: What kind of surprises do you like to do for your fans while on tour?
Gerard: We like to actually umm, kidnap them in a van, and tie them up and leave them somewhere dangerous...SURPRISE!!!
DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY SHUT DOWN. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.
Teachers teach us to solve problems we wouldn't have without them.
You know how people always say some food taste like chicken,well what does chicken taste like? Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
Wii FYTE... FOH SPAHTAAAAHHHH!!lol!
- King Leo
"We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people. " - Mikey Way
"i enjoy stapling wombats to my face!"
Assassinations are the most practical solutions to common problems.
Your Honor, I'm just a simple hyper chicken from a backwoods
asteroid.
Yaoi: I rape because I care.
You cant have manslaughter without laughter
Day after day, I'm thankful that there is no law against torturing fictional characters... if there was I'd be serving 25 to life right now, with no chance of parole...
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder just how the hell you DID that.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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