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- 07/24/2008 2:28 pm
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- professional eye candy
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About
I'm erin elizabeth.
You're going to ******** love me!
I have no idea whats going on half the time.
I've named almost all of my body parts.
I love talking. Even when no one's listening.
I've been called c**t, slut, whore, and anything else you can think of. I don't care what you say about me, cause I'll probably talk s**t about you behind your back, too.
I have no "real" friends.
Blood and needles excite me like nothing else, and I love the smell of gasoline.
I make early assumptions and usually decide whether or not I like someone by just looking at them. And I usually stick with my decision. And despite the way I look, I CAN and WILL kick your a**, if need be. I'm opinionated, a smartass, and unloved, and I like it that way.
EAAK. These girls are my life.
-"It tastes like death!"
-"My tumbly's all rumbly..."
-"Swacket shopping."
-"Quit chewing that, you might get prostate cancer."
-"I apologize in advance for any seemingly erotic motions."
-"Kanoodleoodleoodleoodle HOPPYOPPYOPPY!"
-"He's not bucking, he's just really on the forehand."
-"Want some pretzels?"
-"Wish is on speed, Pony's on pot, Mare's on acid, and Splash just got date rape drugged."
-"Butterfwy butterfwy butterfwy- OH s**t!"
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