What kind of loser colects bottle caps? what kind of loser likes to talk about the books they read? what kind of loser keeps around their notebook always so they can write whenever an idea sparks? what kind of loser loves to doodle stupid sketches that everyone thinks are amazing but said loser? what kind of loser has no life because all their spare time is dedicated to the million sports they play, private singing and trumpet lessons? what kind of loser cares about how they look, but not enough to care if you care? There is only one answer to all of this. The type of loser that would do all this is the type of loser that cares about you more than any of the stuff listed above. A friend will be there to bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be in teh cell next to you saying, "man, that was some party." a friend will share their candy with you when yours was stolen, but a true friend will be there to say," get off my Snickers, b***h," and have been the one to steal it. A friend will hold the door open for you, but a true friend will say, "You got two hands, jackass." Happy Holidays, from a true friend who's a loser like that.
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