Let's get one thing straight...I'm not!
I am pansexual; while it doesn't define me, it is a huge part of me. Needless to say, I have zero tolerance for
homophobia,
bigotry, and
narrow-minded fools; beware.
Anyways, a little about me!
I'm an introvert, meaning I find people tiresome. I don't have the best social skills and I often say/do things that make people uncomfortable. I have anger problems along with a few mental issues, it runs in the family. I often have random mood-swings and get angry or upset for no reason...like I said, its a family thing. I get extremely red and sweat profusely when making presentations; quite humorous to watch (so I've been told). I'm very sarcastic and speak in monotone, and for some reason, people feel the need to point out that I "
sound like Juno"...I haven't seen that movie and I never [********] will!!!
I'm not all bad though, really! I love to laugh and make people laugh. As you can see from this lengthy section, I love to write (and talk about myself, like all females). I'm a great listener so I'm here if you ever need to vent. I'm very open-minded so I can accept just about anything. I'm still a kid at heart and I probably always will be. Geeze, I could go on and on but I'm sure you, the reader, are bored if you haven't quit on me yet so I'll shut-up for now.
Dislikes:
Holidays: Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, etc.
People always putting the "Likes" section first
Metallic smell that lingers after holding a coin
Religious missionaries coming to my house
Those who judge based on appearance
The "
I adopted so-and-so" signatures
People reading over my shoulder
Narrow-minded people
People who stare
Writing in pencil
The emo trend
Homophobes
Chuck Norris
Cockroaches
Smart asses
Nosy People
Taylor Swift
Scene kids
Lady Gaga
Ditzy girls
Mornings
Mondays
Myspace
Nagging
Spiders
Feet
Likes:
Looking up definitions in my pocket dictionary
Peeling dried glue off my fingers/hand
Yaoi/BL/Shounen ai/Slash/Shota
Chewing/popping gum
Geeks/Nerds/Dorks
Manny Pacquiao
Foreign films
Harry Potter
Jackie Chan
Organizing
Short hair
The chans
Rainbows
Fanfiction
Vampires
Star Trek
Profanity
Subtitles
Laughter
Zombies
Reading
Drawing
The sky
Obama
Writing
Orange
Google
School
Movies
Asians
Coffee
Poetry
Spock
Dykes
Hands
Anime
Music
Porn
You
Concerning Random PMs, Friend Requests, RPing, and Cybering:
If you send a random PM, be sure to start it with something interesting rather than "
Wats up?" I hate that s**t!!!
If you send a friend request, at least say
Hi or something! You have no idea how bothersome it is to have a friend request and then be ignored,
HELLO?!I don't do RPs or anything of the sort, sorry. I've tried before and it ended up in utter failure...
Cybering, boy, where do I begin? If thats your cup of tea, good for you...I hate tea...Seriously though, as
interesting as it may be, I don't do that. Yes, I am
PervyKirby, but don't confuse it with
PatheticPervertKirby. In layman's terms, I think it's weird and lame so don't even try it.
You'd think that after this people wouldn't try it, but wow...
If you actually read everything then drop a comment, don't be shy!
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I did that so many times when I first found it/placed it in my Sig.
I know it's so funny!
I just wasn't sure if you would like it because it;s so different from the rest~
I also like how he gets to the other world x D
Flushed down the toilet!
: D
Are they really making a three part movie for it? Last I heard it was only a two parter : D
Oh and that anime asn't like the others and I was kinda forced by my cuz the watch it AND LIKE IT TOO > :L
But I wouldn't suggest it for someone that likes the others~
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