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I was born Last Thursday in [insert random IRL place here (such as, Las Vegas, Texas, Mootexico, your mom)] and am currently taking refuge from the mudkip police in the internets. they believe I was shooping in the vicinity of a mudkip (it was at least 100 years ago) and therefore are trying to track me down. (DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THERE ARE!? THERE ARE LIEK OVER 9000 MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!111SHIFT 1) So that's my life story. It may not be as interesting (or have as many obscure memes) as an hero's, but there is merit to believing it. For if you believe, Raptor Jesus will forgive you and maybe even exempt you from rule 34. I shall live for eternity (or at least until Catnarok) and shall watch over the lives of the talking ponies and enchanted motorcycles. And if you have actually read this far, I declare you have no life and should go suicide because you lost your iPod.

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Location: Internets
Date of Birth: Last Thursday
Age: Over 9000
Archnemisis: Retard (Moot, isn't he all of our archnemesises?)
Type of hu-man (srsly, who came up with THAT word): Thetan-killer (FYI, thetans are known to us NORMAL people -- non-scientologists -- as retard spirits
Religious Order: The Order of The Knights Templar aka Order of The Temple of Solomon aka Order of Operations (and other public services)

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1. Lol bees

And yes, longcat does migrate. He's white.

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Go! Go! Report | 01/08/2009 4:00 pm: And you SMASH it with a hammer!
arghblah32 Report | 03/11/2008 2:36 pm: I dont know where you got your inspiration from!
Food_13453 Report | 03/10/2008 5:52 am: omg much awesome profile!
xsasukedemon9x Report | 03/10/2008 4:57 am: I dont know where you got your inspiration from!
Nami_Coon Report | 02/28/2008 5:17 pm: lol birdz.

HAI GAIZ!!!
Go! Go! Report | 02/25/2008 5:05 pm: ROUGE!

YOU SUCK!

D:<

YOU AND YOUR HUGE JUGS! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Go! Go! Report | 02/17/2008 12:49 pm: Random comment.

I know right?
rebecca57e01943 Report | 01/19/2008 4:23 am
Phantom Keizer Report | 01/11/2008 1:52 pm: ill take that as a compliment xD
Nami_Coon Report | 01/08/2008 6:56 pm: Hee. Gaia n00b. -3-

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"闇に惑いし哀れな影よ・・・人を傷つけ貶めて、罪に溺れし業の魂・・・　いっぺん、死んで見る?"

Curiosity killed the cat. Luckily, I'm not a cat.

"O Pitiful shadow cloaked in darkness. Thy actions cause men pain and suffering. Thy hollow soul drowns in thy sins. Would you like to see what death is like?"

Jesus forgives you...IF YOU HAVE JOINED THE YMCA

You think my HANDWRITING is bad? wait till you see my PAINTwriting... What? You did? oh...

-Enma Ai

Ebay= a vast internet auction site, whose origins are not known. Good thing, too, or that person will be forever doomed to Hell! (God got ripped off for an earring on Ebay, you see)

So, um... I herd some things on the internets...

HUNGER GET WHAT HUNGER WANT!!!

Have YOU been naughty...? I'll give you charcoal... DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!

I LUUUUUUUV MUDKIPS!