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OK, I understand that Scissors can beat Paper and I get how Rock beats Scissors... BUT theres NO way Paper can beat rock! Is Paper supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? Then, why the hell can't Paper do this to Scissors? In fact, Screw Scissors!! Why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why! It's because paper can't beat anybody! PLUS! a Rock will tear through that s**t in 2 seconds! When I play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" I ALWAYS choose Rock. Then, when someone claims that they've beaten me with their Paper, I simply punch them in the face with my already clinched fist and say something like..."oh CRAP. I'm sorry man. I thought Paper would protect you"...
rofl
like wtf man....
So again i am like rear-ended by a car today. And there we are... along the roadside and slowly the driver gets out of their car. And you know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed out that life-stuff just seems to become funny?
Well, I could NOT believe it .. the guy who hit me was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car and begin to looks me up and down and says...
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and said, "Well, then, which one are you? .. GRUMPY?"
... and that's when the fight started!!
then i woke up from my dream!!
that was some funny s**t!
I guess going to disneyland the other day and seeing a 7 dwarfs house display and then seeing a dwarf couple putting a mobile scooter together in the parking lot put all that in my head!!!
ROFL
hope some of you found that as funny as I did!! XD
rofl
like wtf man....
So again i am like rear-ended by a car today. And there we are... along the roadside and slowly the driver gets out of their car. And you know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed out that life-stuff just seems to become funny?
Well, I could NOT believe it .. the guy who hit me was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car and begin to looks me up and down and says...
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and said, "Well, then, which one are you? .. GRUMPY?"
... and that's when the fight started!!
then i woke up from my dream!!
that was some funny s**t!
I guess going to disneyland the other day and seeing a 7 dwarfs house display and then seeing a dwarf couple putting a mobile scooter together in the parking lot put all that in my head!!!
ROFL
hope some of you found that as funny as I did!! XD
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