she's a b r i c k h o u s e

"Saturday nights in neon lights.
Sunday in the cell.
Pills enough to make me feel ill.
Cash enough to make me well."

"Take Me To The Riot" by Stars

The cops book me as Po. Was I really named after the absent minded red teletubie with signs of down symdrome?
Of course not. My parents may not have be with the hype when it comes to picking names, but they have some common sense. Where else would this practical head of mine come from? Santa? I don't think so.
Would I like to be called the same name as that quirky teletubie? HELL YES. He's my favorite character after all, well, if you disclude the vacuum with the eyebrows.

I'm here mostly for role-plays. If I wasn't so damn bored, I would have left my profile the old, boring default way. I'm always up for a new role play, so just message me with a link. Of course, tell me what it is first. I won't be too happy if I find myself on some foreign site with plans to kidnap Obama or something because you sent me one, believe me.
I also enjoy having a nice conversation about the most random things if you're up for it, but then again, stranger danger...don't worry, I won't bite...at least not hard.


"May the force be with you, young padawan."