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Your Best Friend Flowey Report | 01/20/2022 1:18 pm

The End

Mike Schmidt the Guard Report | 07/20/2015 11:32 am

I'm not a part of your imagination Freddy. I'm here, alive and well. A breathing human being. Hey! Why don't you put that imagination to good use!? You could draw or write or...whatever it is bear things do.

Mike Schmidt the Guard Report | 07/01/2015 5:09 pm

Then does that mean I don't exist Fazzy? I'm sitting right here, doing my job...albeit not very good...

Mike Schmidt the Guard Report | 06/26/2015 6:29 pm

-fixes hat- My job for one. Brain surgeons. Police officers. Firefighters. Regular doctors. Teachers. RETAIL.

Mike Schmidt the Guard Report | 06/21/2015 9:20 am

-frowns- Freddy stop that! Why don't you just sit back and relax when night rolls around. You do realize there are jobs far more stressful than singing for children right? -pokes his shoulder- Right?

Mike Schmidt the Guard Report | 06/17/2015 8:36 am

While you can't shield kids from everything that's out in the real world...you can't overdo it either Freddy...

Mike Schmidt the Guard Report | 06/15/2015 11:50 am

-glares- Most icons for impressionable children don't drink...-swats cigar- or smoke. >:U If kids ever saw you doing that...they might think it's cool!

Mike Schmidt the Guard Report | 06/14/2015 4:20 pm

Can't you find amusement doing anything else aside from drinking and...-swats some more smoke away- smoking? What are you some kind of mob boss? You could just...I dunno...-has no ideas-

Mike Schmidt the Guard Report | 06/13/2015 6:14 am

Well for starters Fazbear...gentlemen don't drink vodka. They drink wine and champagne. Or...hey you know what? Why don't you just stop drinking that all together! -smiles nervously- We could find a healthier alternative to fixing whatever uh, problems you might be having.

Mike Schmidt the Guard Report | 06/03/2015 8:42 am

-stares at the half eaten piece of pizza sadly- How could you betray my trust like that! I thought we were cool Fr- -coughs as the smoke hits his face- Gah. I thought we were cool Freddy. I trusted you man. I thought we could be friends dude. -waves smoke away from him- Ohohoho...wait. Now I'm foolish!? Not cool man. >:U