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DeadlyBones Report | 02/24/2008 1:17 pm

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"















Pat Buchanan: to steal a job from a decent, hardworking







American.















Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the







black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to







trample him and keep him down.















The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said







unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the







chicken crossed the road, and







there was much rejoicing.















Colonel Sanders: "I missed one?"















L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the







chicken and we'll find out.















Bill Clinton: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,







the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any







chickens. I have never known any







chickens.















Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it







with a toad? Yes!, the chicken crossed the road. But why it







crossed, I've not been told!















Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.















Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all







chickens will be free to cross roads without having their







motives called into question.















Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed







the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road,







and that was good enough for us.















Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.















Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.















Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and







we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on







it.















Ronald Reagan: What chicken?















Bill Clinton (again): I did not cross the road with THAT







chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken







a job in New York.















Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has







gone before.















Fox Mulder: You saw it cross with your own eyes. How many







more chickens have to cross before you believe it?















Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the







road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies







whatever motive there was.















Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the







chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual







insecurity.















Bill Gates: I have just released "Chicken Coop 98", which







will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your







important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer







is an inextricable part of the operating system.















Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the







road move beneath the chicken?















Bill Clinton (also, again): Define "cross."

A new begining Report | 02/17/2008 6:35 pm

Umm, hey long time no talk ^_^ Whats up?

Miyamoto Musashi San Report | 02/16/2008 9:11 pm

Yeh true true, hows stuff going?

Fall3n_Ang3l3 Report | 01/17/2008 5:48 am

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DeadlyBones Report | 01/01/2008 12:21 pm

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Miyamoto Musashi San Report | 12/31/2007 6:21 pm

Dont you know who i am?



Apart from Renji im the COOKIE MONSTER!!!



Gimme CooooKQIE!

Chirioin Report | 12/29/2007 12:57 pm

*Has popcorn watching.* Noo, don't stop. *Eats*

Miyamoto Musashi San Report | 12/28/2007 6:22 pm

Catches Ze Cookie and Eats it..



Mwuahaha

DeadlyBones Report | 12/28/2007 12:00 pm

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Chirioin Report | 12/26/2007 6:30 am

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