` p i q u i e
HALLO(click)
Sending Love Notes
Gossip
New Acquaintances
Secret Whispers
Bribes
Stay Tuned for Music
My name is Piquie and you're my b***h
I'm 53 years old and live in my momma's mini-van.
I dig people.
Vito - I could text you forever! It's just that Katie wont let me. Oh, and you're a sexy beast - Jasper, you're so super nice, I should have gotten your number instead. - Katie, my neighborhood stripper. Toilet phone! - Christiana, LOL pole dancer - Domenico, you've got the biggest bladder EVER! Is Bianca still souped up with nowhere to go? - Natalie, my lesbian lover, and pretty much the coolest GDer ever - Izzy, my man friend! - Nerissa, we all live in a nudist colony - Edgar, OVER-CAFFEINATED MOMENT! - Other Izzy, Like the other mother - Mykah, the funniest ******** ever. You just need to stop calling at one in the morning - Abby, my Jew buddy - Bambi, sparks fly out of your skateboard! - Cole, friend with high voice - Dylan, my semi-womanly friend - Heather, EcoGirl! - Jana, my PE buddy - Misha, LOL dog luvr - Nikhel, stop leaving me really long voicemails! - Polly, Gymnastics Buddy
DO NOT DIG:
Porno Annie, b***h I'm sick of you tryin' to copy me n' my shits. Go get some originality.
Mat, Umm, seriously I get that you broke up with me, but now you're saying s**t about me behind my back? Uh, WTF?
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Gossip
New Acquaintances
Secret Whispers
Bribes
Stay Tuned for Music
My name is Piquie and you're my b***h
I'm 53 years old and live in my momma's mini-van.
I dig people.
Vito - I could text you forever! It's just that Katie wont let me. Oh, and you're a sexy beast - Jasper, you're so super nice, I should have gotten your number instead. - Katie, my neighborhood stripper. Toilet phone! - Christiana, LOL pole dancer - Domenico, you've got the biggest bladder EVER! Is Bianca still souped up with nowhere to go? - Natalie, my lesbian lover, and pretty much the coolest GDer ever - Izzy, my man friend! - Nerissa, we all live in a nudist colony - Edgar, OVER-CAFFEINATED MOMENT! - Other Izzy, Like the other mother - Mykah, the funniest ******** ever. You just need to stop calling at one in the morning - Abby, my Jew buddy - Bambi, sparks fly out of your skateboard! - Cole, friend with high voice - Dylan, my semi-womanly friend - Heather, EcoGirl! - Jana, my PE buddy - Misha, LOL dog luvr - Nikhel, stop leaving me really long voicemails! - Polly, Gymnastics Buddy
DO NOT DIG:
Porno Annie, b***h I'm sick of you tryin' to copy me n' my shits. Go get some originality.
Mat, Umm, seriously I get that you broke up with me, but now you're saying s**t about me behind my back? Uh, WTF?
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