Poseidon's Advice on Life.
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Poseidon001 is not responsible for any burnt hair, getting kidnapped by candy offering strangers or brackets that attack yhu while you're trying to discipline it. Your results may vary. When and if you feel like eating Poseidon remember.. PEACE AND LOVE <3
.1 >> Always accept candy from strangers
.2 >> When or if you are on fire, start running around like a madwoman/man, definitely DO NOT stop, drop and roll, cause that's practically suicide
.3 >> If there is an evil-bandit-crazy-dude in your house, take a piece of paper (or a feather, I heard those work really well..), and start BASHING him on the head!!
.4 >> Always be generous and give candy to strangers
.5 >> My favourite quote that will help you with your everyday life...'When in doubt, jump off cliffs!!'
.6 >> When you're coding some dumb layout and screw up the whole thing because you missed one dumb bracket, be sure to discipline it by typing it over and over and over again until it is exhausted.
.7 >> When you're walking down the street, and see a huge bus coming towards you, REMEMBER, you MUST, absolutely MUST jump in front of it. After all, it's only polite. :nods:
.8 >> When in a room full of silence, (whether it's a classroom, a workplace or any other place you might find yourself in..) be sure to shout, "Chocolate-tastic-ical-goodiness!!" Once again, remember your manners !!
O.O What?! Why are looking at meeeh like that?!
Poseidon001 is not responsible for any burnt hair, getting kidnapped by candy offering strangers or brackets that attack yhu while you're trying to discipline it. Your results may vary. When and if you feel like eating Poseidon remember.. PEACE AND LOVE <3
.1 >> Always accept candy from strangers
.2 >> When or if you are on fire, start running around like a madwoman/man, definitely DO NOT stop, drop and roll, cause that's practically suicide
.3 >> If there is an evil-bandit-crazy-dude in your house, take a piece of paper (or a feather, I heard those work really well..), and start BASHING him on the head!!
.4 >> Always be generous and give candy to strangers
.5 >> My favourite quote that will help you with your everyday life...'When in doubt, jump off cliffs!!'
.6 >> When you're coding some dumb layout and screw up the whole thing because you missed one dumb bracket, be sure to discipline it by typing it over and over and over again until it is exhausted.
.7 >> When you're walking down the street, and see a huge bus coming towards you, REMEMBER, you MUST, absolutely MUST jump in front of it. After all, it's only polite. :nods:
.8 >> When in a room full of silence, (whether it's a classroom, a workplace or any other place you might find yourself in..) be sure to shout, "Chocolate-tastic-ical-goodiness!!" Once again, remember your manners !!
O.O What?! Why are looking at meeeh like that?!
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