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Hello humanoids! I am Poundwave, member of the Sexbot armada! Boyfriend broke up with you? No problem! I'll be there to cuddle with you. Any other problems, I can help.... if ya know what I mean! I was created by Elliot M. Ferriswheel to join the armada, and help spread the word of evil!!! The villainous Ejectacons are out to make gay marriage legal to the WORLD!!! Ain't that tragic? If you see me talking... sexually of somesort, you will think, "Ah, that Sexbot armada is at it again!" You've heard enough, so leave!!!
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Sex... it's only natural
This computerized journal application features my sexual relationships in the past, present, and the possible future. Other features include our mission guides, and multiple reasons why there is no need for emotions.
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isn't that right mr. bunny
WIN!
To all you mere wretched mortals out there who thought that Gaia had seen the last of me think again.
I was once slayed by a mysterious hacker who brought back peace to gaia by hacking my account.
But he's attempts have failed.
Now due to his Definence every single one of you who has ever commented in my old profile will be raped at least once.
then I move on to the WORLD(gaia)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I AM THE GOD OF SEX, RAPE AND ALL ELSE THAT IS HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I am a kind GOD which is why I am giving everyone in gaia to submit to me and become my minions now you can't become part of the Sexbot armada but you can become our sex slaves who will follow all of our demands without questions and be kept as pets.
You all have one week after that anyone who hasn't submitted to our might will face our wrath.
That is all
-Sexamus Prime Omega
People at rallys and car shows enjoying a nice chat will fall victim to surprised butt secks and no more will people be able to walk freely among people in towns because this new sexamus could be any ******** body people will soon fall victim and be raped by us and lose their INNOSENCES (altough they could just log off or go to a different room but still once our plans are complete and seceed no one shall ever return to the towns making them deserted which will leave all the trees and bush gold in town to the sexbot armada so that we may be able to buy those lovely monthly collectables, evovling items and the fabulous clothes yes we'll be the most envyed avatars in all of gaia ney........................THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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