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President Hillary Clinton

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Last Login: 09/12/2017 8:30 am

Registered: 02/26/2007

Gender: Female

THIS JUST IN - MY FACE

Have you ever noticed that my face is so horribly misshapen? Is it a square? Is it a block with 4 round balls in it? I don't know! D:

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Am I really Hillary Clinton? No. And before I get sued or something I'd just like you to know that this account is for humor/parody purposes only.. If you actually think Hillary would take time off from her busy schedule to play on a site filled with horrible maggots, then, you are naive and hopeless and should never vote in the first place.
So please, before you go call your lawyer and pin my IP address on some voyeur or libel charge you should know that parody of an important person is legal.
SO STOP PM'ING ME ABOUT IT ********.

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Hello there fellow voters and young Americans! I am Hillary Clinton and Ive come to say. Vote for me in 2008! That is all!

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Blacklight Floater Report | 03/07/2009 2:11 pm: WE <3 YOU HILLARY

You're crazy cool!
Moondial Report | 04/27/2008 3:42 pm: we luffs you hill dawg
President Hillary Clinton Report | 03/10/2008 11:32 pm: I'm pretty cool KK
Isaac Convoice Report | 02/16/2008 8:22 pm: OBAMA FTW.
jessica__x Report | 01/09/2008 1:50 am: niiiiiiiiiiice
yayneondoox2 Report | 01/02/2008 4:18 pm: mhm

u go have tht party
President Ron Paul Report | 12/29/2007 8:56 pm: Hillary I got a blimp......you dont even have your husband.
Hugo Chavez Frias Report | 12/29/2007 6:16 pm: Hillary, vamos a ver si tus posturas favorecen la flexibilización del bloque contra Cuba. Fidel está harto de eso ya.
deidaransasorikitty Report | 12/28/2007 3:04 pm: YOU AWESOME

PARTY LYK A ROCK STAR
deidaransasorikitty Report | 12/28/2007 3:03 pm: NAW JUST KIDDIN

NOW THIS IS A STORY

all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became the president of place called US.

In Chicago, Illinois born and raised, on the public school Park Ridge where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and playing with the girl's in the Brownie troop. When a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' sanctions in my neighborhood. I got in one little debate and my mom got scared, and said
"You're movin' with your husband and daughter to DC."

I begged and pleaded with congress the other day, but they threw a party and sent me on my way. They gave me a bill and then they gave me a ticket, I put my smile on and said I might as well sign it.

First class, yo this ain't bad.
Drinkin' champaign out of a diamond-crusted glass.
Is this what the people of Washington DC are livin' like?
Hmm! This might be alright!

I whistled for my secret service and when they came near the UN had called and they had sanctions in my ear. If anything I could say that this action was rare but nah forget it, Yo Home to D.C.

I pulled up my chair to my desk around 7 or 8, and yelled to the UN "shut up, investigate!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the president of US!