Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you as a friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life. Just copy & paste
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o momma so poor she put penny candy on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she takes showers in the rain.
Yo momma's so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit ciggerette and she said "Who turned off the heat"
Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, "clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!"
Yo momma so poor she was walking down the street and she saw a begger then she took his money and said thanks
Yo momma so poor when I asked, what's for supper, she kicked off her shoes and socks and said, CORN!!!
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.