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This is a one time only event!
Looking for social people who are willing to give their socialness away for TALENT!!! Not only artistic talent, but amazing cooking skills, a high ability to learn foreign languages and talents in music!! I'll also throw in in DETERMINATION to learn whatever else you wish to learn once you have my talent!!
This sweet deal comes with a big sack of IMAGINATION!!! And as is that werent enough, I'll throw one free month of INSPIRATION!!!
You can have ALL THIS for one easy payment of socialness!! BUY NOW and for the small price of SELF-ESTEEMI'll throw in UNIQUENESS!!!
But hurry! Offers on while supplies last! CALL NOW !!!
Shy people may not apply, bitchy-ness accepted. Inspiration may cause insomnia. Please do not drive or operate heavy machinery while on inspiration, inspiration may cause illusions and uniqueness loss of distinguishing real from fantasy. While on TALENT, you may suffer of a slight case of arthritis, please consult your psychologist if while on TALENT you begin talking to yourself or other inanimate objects. TALENT may also be used as a birth control, but do not protect against HIV r any other sexually transmitted disease.Please see your doctor if after a week of talent you start to get a rash.
Looking for social people who are willing to give their socialness away for TALENT!!! Not only artistic talent, but amazing cooking skills, a high ability to learn foreign languages and talents in music!! I'll also throw in in DETERMINATION to learn whatever else you wish to learn once you have my talent!!
This sweet deal comes with a big sack of IMAGINATION!!! And as is that werent enough, I'll throw one free month of INSPIRATION!!!
You can have ALL THIS for one easy payment of socialness!! BUY NOW and for the small price of SELF-ESTEEMI'll throw in UNIQUENESS!!!
But hurry! Offers on while supplies last! CALL NOW !!!
Shy people may not apply, bitchy-ness accepted. Inspiration may cause insomnia. Please do not drive or operate heavy machinery while on inspiration, inspiration may cause illusions and uniqueness loss of distinguishing real from fantasy. While on TALENT, you may suffer of a slight case of arthritis, please consult your psychologist if while on TALENT you begin talking to yourself or other inanimate objects. TALENT may also be used as a birth control, but do not protect against HIV r any other sexually transmitted disease.Please see your doctor if after a week of talent you start to get a rash.
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