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Notable Professional_Hater quotes:

(In response to topic titled "IMPORTANT: Gaians Now Claim Victory Over 4chan")
"Does that mean I can Shoop Da Woop whenever I want while doing a barrel roll and fapping to Pron gifs?"

(In response to topic titled"WTF IS A BLUE CHOMBY?????")
Blue Chomby is a 3 equip item that allows for faster barrel rolls.

(In response to topic titled"Cars on Gaia")
lol! I don't want a Gaia car because Gaia gas is too expensive. For now, I'll take the Gaia bus until President Lanzer gets done bombing Iran and Iraq, and the prices go down no more than 1.75g per gallon.

(Response to a Japanophile)
Professional_Hater
~Kamai_kokiri~
Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is sonicx!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband shadow!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw...SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SHADOW-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE CHAOS EMRALDS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat b***h watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH SONIC CAUSE SHADOW-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then shadow held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became hedgehogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;




Webster's has yet to add the phrase "Retarded Noob" to the pages of it's many informative books. When they do, this will be the definition.

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Attn: mods. For every account of mine you ban, I'll make 4 new ones, and being back from being banned hasn't made me nicer.