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[Panzerlied]
Basic Statistics

Name: Pseuderious (and that's all you'll know~)
Age: Legal
Nationality: I’m afraid of Americans
Hometown: San Francisco
Occupation: Student/starving writer
Talents/Skills: I can lick my own elbow
Birth order: Only child

Physical Characteristics:

Eye Color: Blue-grey
Hair Color: Bad dye job
Hair style: Desperately needs to be cut
Glasses or contact lenses? Glasses that I should wear more often
Skin color: Pale with freckles
How do you dress? Like a 19th century orphan hepcat in an opium-induced nightmare
Mannerisms: Dramatic bordering on effeminate but rough around the edges with stilted and awkwardly stiff movements
Habits: Oral fixation expressed through gum chewing, candy sucking, and collar biting


Intellectual/Mental/Personality Attributes and Attitudes

Educational Background: College dropout, sort of ?_?
Short-term goals in life: Clean room, get laid, find food
Long-term goals in life: Live through college, get a wonderfully high paying job, keep friends
Ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof? Emotion on the outside, logic on the inside

Emotional Characteristics

Introvert or Extrovert? Introverted extrovert
How do you deal with anger? Violently or self-destructively
With sadness? Violently or self-destructively
With conflict? Avoid at all costs
With change? Poorly




Poem of the Week:
Episode of Hands by Hart Crane


The unexpected interest made him flush.
Suddenly he seemed to forget the pain,-
Consented,-and held out
One finger from the others.

The gash was bleeding, and a shaft of sun
That glittered in and out among the wheels,
Fell lightly, warmly, down into the wound.

And as the fingers of the factory owner's son,
That knew a grip for books and tennis
As well as one for iron and leather,-
As his taut, spare fingers wound the gauze
Around the thick bed of the wound,
His own hands seemed to him
Like wings of butterflies
Flickering in the sunlight over summer fields.

The knots and notches,-many in the wide
Deep hand that lay in his,-seemed beautiful.
They were like the marks of wild ponies' play,-
Bunches of new green breaking a hard turf.

And factory sounds and factory thoughts
Were banished from him by that larger, quieter hand
That lay in his with the sun upon it.
And as the bandage knot was tightened
The two men smiled into each other's eyes.

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Aptronym

Report | 08/09/2011 9:48 pm

Aptronym

Cool avi
Baron Von Fruitypants

Report | 12/07/2009 8:20 pm

Baron Von Fruitypants

Brooooo, you need to come baaaack, I miss y'alls. ;3; Not to mention I have FINALLY caught up with the rest of the world on the superhero front and now am dying to RP something spandex-delicious, but now I can't find anyone for the life of me to play it with. xd Ahh, the cruelties of fate~[/Noir]
p a n d ii P0P

Report | 09/21/2009 8:03 pm

p a n d ii P0P

"Short-term goals in life: Clean room, get laid, find food"
hahahahah.
story of my life.
Your Loyal Servant

Report | 06/10/2009 12:34 pm

Your Loyal Servant

Your post made me laugh. :3

Soaping wet, naked bodies is just my job sir. *bow*
Valgaror

Report | 02/05/2009 7:48 pm

Valgaror

You know, I've been told that once or twice. That I would be good at convincing people of things they would probably not otherwise be easily convinced of. Possibly the only thing saving the world from TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!.... is my lack of motivation. =(
Valgaror

Report | 02/05/2009 7:37 pm

Valgaror

Bwahahaha! yes, I am evil and deny people the right to hate me. User Image Sometimes they do anyway, but y'know...
Valgaror

Report | 02/05/2009 7:30 pm

Valgaror

Well, uhh... I'm glad you don't hate me, even though you've apparently tried to, and even though I don't believe I've seen you or spoken to you before at all... haha. XD
Kajunk

Report | 02/02/2009 11:09 pm

Kajunk

Yup that's my baby boy!

I have two of em, very smart and funny animals. User Image
Venessa Maerie

Report | 02/01/2009 7:45 pm

Venessa Maerie

lol, thanx
Emperor of Ruin

Report | 01/10/2009 1:17 am

Emperor of Ruin

GEE, I KNOW YOU.

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You're pretty good...
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