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iiWan Chu

Report | 04/07/2009 3:16 pm

iiWan Chu

Can I buy pandy pack for 104k?
xxbahogototxx

Report | 04/05/2009 10:26 am

xxbahogototxx

can i buy the elemental wings for 54k pls thats all i have
SnowDrifted

Report | 10/01/2008 12:10 pm

SnowDrifted

Aha. That was probably why I was on your friend's list and you didn't know. I changed my name a while back.
SnowDrifted

Report | 09/28/2008 3:44 pm

SnowDrifted

Ah. Sorry about that, I thought you were accusing me. User Image She's xoxkatiexox1.
SnowDrifted

Report | 09/28/2008 7:47 am

SnowDrifted

Uh, excuse me? How the hell did you figure I hacked your account? I'm sorry if you think that, but I wouldn't even know how. Aren't you my little sister's friend anyways?
xShamanKingx

Report | 05/10/2008 12:02 pm

xShamanKingx

wazz up
xoxkatiexox1

Report | 05/06/2008 2:43 am

xoxkatiexox1

kool thanx=]
sexylaxer13

Report | 05/01/2008 3:03 pm

sexylaxer13

6 Reasons why you don't mess with children































A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said















it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even















though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little















girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher















reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically















impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask















Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl















replied, "Then you ask him ".































A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while















they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each















child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,















she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The















teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without















missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They















will in a minute ."































A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her















five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy















Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches















us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one















little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."































The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to















persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture."Just think how















nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,















'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'















A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the















teacher, she's dead."































The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary















school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.















The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God















is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of















the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had















written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
l4pin

Report | 04/29/2008 6:59 pm

l4pin

it's really funny!

I almost peed in the theater xD
-_WHxx_-

Report | 04/18/2008 10:21 pm

-_WHxx_-

random comment but dude dont click the link in the comment below it is a scam and you should report it

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