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You can see by my avatar that at one point in time I lived no real life, and spend literally every waking moment on here. Since I maybe log in once a month now, let me know if you need/want something, I'll be happy to get it for you.

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signage from Count Fudgula...'n his kitteh


"it's a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff"


About me? Eh...
I 20 years old now, live with my boyfriend now, durr :]



"You're afraid that we're going to run out of air, that we'll die gasping. But we won't, thats not going to happen. We'll freeze to death first"


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DEFINITION : N00B
"Hello, fellow adventurers. During your many travels through our beautiful land of Gaia, you may come across a very special and unique creature: the n00b.

The n00b is a remarkable creature as it disguises itself as a regular citizen of Gaia. This is the n00b's primary form of attack as it will allow the wily n00b to get quite close to you before inflicting damage. Luckily, their disguises are usually poor and can be identified as their armor may be several levels out of date. Also, the n00b disguise is based on a sad misunderstanding our common culture as their equipment may not reflect the job they are trying to portray.

Be careful not to confuse a n00b with a similar species known as the newb. Newbs can be distinguished from n00bs by their use of proper grammar and good manners.

A n00b can be identified by it's distinct call. This call can be heard from quite a distance as most n00bs seem to only communicate through shout. If you listen carefully, you may be fortunate enough to spot a n00b.

Here are some examples of common n00b calls:

"PLZ can i hav sum goldz!!!"
"Sum1 buy my sword!!!"
"Ne girlz wanna ciber?!!"

Now, once you have identified a n00b, I must recommend that you stay as far away as possible. Unless you have a great deal of experience with n00bs, any interaction may be harmful to both your physical and mental well being.

If, however, you choose to interact with a n00b, this simple translation guide may help you. Here is a look at a simple conversation with a n00b including a n00b to english translation.

You>> Hello there. How are you?

N00b>> wow u r rich. Can I have goldz? (english: I notice that you have nice gear and wonder if you might be able to aid me in acquiring my own gear)

You>> No, no, good sir. I worked for my gold. You may not have it.

N00b>> but you gotz lotz!!! (english: I understand your feelings on the matter, but find it difficult to actually acquire my own goldz)

You>> I know, but I cannot just give you money.

N00b>> N00B!!! (english: apparently I am confused and think you may be a member of my species. Do you know Fred?)

You>> I apologize for the misunderstanding. I am not a n00b.

N00b>> STFU!!! (english: I am of a differing opinion and feel that it might be best if we agree to disagree)

As you can see from the above conversation, interspecies communication with a n00b can prove highly difficult.

In all interactions with a n00b, please take care to leave the n00b as you found it. Their social structure is quite fragile and any assistance you may provide may raise them to a new and dangerous level: the ferocious asshat.

Thank you for your time. Remember: have your n00bs spayed or neutered.


HALP! Questing this avatar
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Total Value: 91,664,463 Gold (lol, right >_> wink
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Item List:
DJ Studio Headphones
Demonic Pitchfork
Dark Halo
Demonic Pendant
CoCo Kitty Plushie [bought]
Patchwork Boots [bought]
Joker Hat white-black [bought]
Elegant Lord's Mask (Black Falcon) [bought]
Chain Of Command [brought]
G-LOL Dark Dollie Skirt [bought]
Black Musketeer Top [bought]
Superior Form [bought]
Aoi Cache Shades [bought]
KiKi Kitty Plushie [donated]


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vivi_1620

Report | 06/24/2010 2:38 am

vivi_1620

Holy crap it's ShadowKat o.o
mythscreation

Report | 08/02/2009 9:57 pm

mythscreation

hey stranger.
gangsta_gurlalicious

Report | 06/19/2009 12:32 pm

gangsta_gurlalicious

i haven't been on in like forever...lol! how have you been? i've been pretty good!
PsyKat

Report | 02/12/2009 10:05 am

PsyKat

Oh wow. I believed I've only come on here maybe five times in the last year.



*Owl hoots*
gangsta_gurlalicious

Report | 11/13/2008 1:09 pm

gangsta_gurlalicious

hey! it's been a while. how have you been?
[.Dark + Heroin.]

Report | 08/03/2008 7:47 pm

[.Dark + Heroin.]

Hiya!

Dear Lord I haven't been here in forever.

Haha. whats up?
bloodlust_angelkel

Report | 07/28/2008 3:33 pm

bloodlust_angelkel

Happy birthday
Tentacle Raep

Report | 07/28/2008 9:54 am

Tentacle Raep

Happy birthday!
PeacePucca

Report | 06/05/2008 7:18 am

PeacePucca

AH I HAVE EPILEPSY AND ITS YOUR FAULT.

lol, poke-eva.



captcha be: "marital follower" o.o
mythscreation

Report | 05/16/2008 8:24 am

mythscreation

hey yourself

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