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Konnichiwa! 4laugh Welcome to my page thingy, one and all.
Hey ^^
I have a pretty retarded life. I appear to be a normal high school student but in reality I serve a greater purpose for the greater good of this world. I help to bring peace in this way.
I exist as a punching bag and mattress for my darling three-year-old sister. She takes it upon herself to land on my tummy after a nice jump, hit me in the face and shove various innocent-looking-but-really-quite-evil toys in my mouth. She also enjoys strangling me twice-daily with my pentacle.
This brings about world peace, as she reserves her abuse for me, and no one else. See? I'm working for the greater good of our planet.
[Someday I will put a picture here or something as I have nothing really of any value to say.]
And my friend Amerika calls me the almighty raving lesbian. XD
Happy November
Hey ^^
I have a pretty retarded life. I appear to be a normal high school student but in reality I serve a greater purpose for the greater good of this world. I help to bring peace in this way.
I exist as a punching bag and mattress for my darling three-year-old sister. She takes it upon herself to land on my tummy after a nice jump, hit me in the face and shove various innocent-looking-but-really-quite-evil toys in my mouth. She also enjoys strangling me twice-daily with my pentacle.
This brings about world peace, as she reserves her abuse for me, and no one else. See? I'm working for the greater good of our planet.
[Someday I will put a picture here or something as I have nothing really of any value to say.]
And my friend Amerika calls me the almighty raving lesbian. XD
Happy November
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