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blackcat808 Report | 11/14/2008 8:18 pm

knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......











she called me to get my phone number.















































she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said















































"concentrate."















































she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.















































she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.















































she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.















































she tried to drown a fish.















































she thought a quarterback was a refund.















































she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.















































she tripped over a cordless phone.















































she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.















































she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.















































she studied for a blood test.















































she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.















































when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,















































she moved.















































when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice















































instead.















































when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said















































"Airport Left" she turned around and went home















































Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for















































7 years!!!!!!!!!!!















































*! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years















































*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you















































*! 10-14=your crush will ask you out















































*! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time















































*! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you















































want in life















































After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on





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blackcat808 Report | 03/31/2008 11:42 am

HEY, I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE U LOVE (as a friend or more) INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER!!! Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then you're loved!!!!

36zo Report | 02/16/2008 2:44 pm

Wimpy!!!!!!!