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I am Ckelley.
Someday I will rule the world.
Or at least something close to it...
Maybe just east Asia...
or just some desert island no ones ever heard of...
Or an ant hill...
Which ever comes first I guess...
In my head, I talk in a voice that sounds like a little kid's.
And I usually talk to myself in third-person.
But I am perfectly sane.
Most of the time.
I think fat things are cute.
Unless the things happen to be human.
I like puppy dogs.
Their pretty swell.
I like chopsticks.
Their pretty swell too.
I eat babies.
I eat babies with chopsticks.
I eat babies with chopsticks and soy sauce.
Just Kidding.
I don't really eat babies,
But doesn't that make for a great conversation starter?
I like to be petted.
On my head.
It's nice.
Crocodiles are my favorite.
I think their cute.
And cuddly.
And they make really great shoes.
When today is tomorrow and tomorrow is yesterday, today will be the day after tomorrow.
I think.
Britney Spears is my hero.
I want to shave my head bald.
No really, I do.
My favorite color is neon black.
Yes, that is a color.
Or at least it will be someday.
One of my feet is slightly larger than the other one.
But I don't remember which one.
It's true though
I wouldn't make something like this up
I don't have imaginary friends
Although sometimes I wish i did.
They just never seem to want to stick around...
I want to be a zombie when I grow up.
Someday I will rule the world.
Or at least something close to it...
Maybe just east Asia...
or just some desert island no ones ever heard of...
Or an ant hill...
Which ever comes first I guess...
In my head, I talk in a voice that sounds like a little kid's.
And I usually talk to myself in third-person.
But I am perfectly sane.
Most of the time.
I think fat things are cute.
Unless the things happen to be human.
I like puppy dogs.
Their pretty swell.
I like chopsticks.
Their pretty swell too.
I eat babies.
I eat babies with chopsticks.
I eat babies with chopsticks and soy sauce.
Just Kidding.
I don't really eat babies,
But doesn't that make for a great conversation starter?
I like to be petted.
On my head.
It's nice.
Crocodiles are my favorite.
I think their cute.
And cuddly.
And they make really great shoes.
When today is tomorrow and tomorrow is yesterday, today will be the day after tomorrow.
I think.
Britney Spears is my hero.
I want to shave my head bald.
No really, I do.
My favorite color is neon black.
Yes, that is a color.
Or at least it will be someday.
One of my feet is slightly larger than the other one.
But I don't remember which one.
It's true though
I wouldn't make something like this up
I don't have imaginary friends
Although sometimes I wish i did.
They just never seem to want to stick around...
I want to be a zombie when I grow up.
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