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IF You believe in JESUS CHRIST PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE DONT IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE IF YOU DENY HIM HE WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER OF GATES OF HEAVEN this is the simplest test if you love god and not ashamed of it copy this and put it on your profile GOD WILL SMILE AY YOUI <3 GOD LOVEI <3 GODLOVEIf you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. GOD WILL SMILE AHT YEWH =)A kid asked Jesus… how much do you love me? Jesus replied,” I love you this much,” and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, put this on your profileIF YOU BELIVE N JESUS CHRIST PUT DIS ON UR PRO. DONT IGNORE DIS, BECAUSE BAC IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS IF U DENY HIM, HE, WILL DENY U N FRONT OF HIS FATHERN OF GATES OF HEAVEN. THIS IS DA SIMPLEST TEST. IF YOU LUV GOD N NOT ASHAMED OF IT PUT DIS ON UR PRO. GOD WILL SMILE AT U IN THE NAME OF LORD JESUS CHRIST

A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: has gourgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very outgoing V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at times

MA REAL NAME: v:not judgmental a:hot l:smile to die for e:has gourgeous eyes r:good girlfriend i:loves to laugh n smile e:has gourgeous eyes

MA AVIS NAME: P:POPULAR WITH ALL TYPES OF PPL U:VERY OUTGOING R:GOOD GIRLFRIEND P:POPULAR WITH ALL TYPES OF PPL L:SMILE TO DIE FOR E:GOURGEOUS EYES L:SMILE TO DIE FOR U:VERY OUTGOING V:NOT JUDGMENTAL E:GOURGEOUS EYES R:GOOD GIRLFRIEND

~HURT THEM AND UR DEAD~

~THEIR MY BEST FRIENDS BREAK THEIR HEART N ILL BREAK UR FACE~

MY CUZIN(in rl)

MY BFFE(in rl)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help tou, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME,PICK ME!! 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, NO! NO! It's those voices again! 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!! Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there? Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy- Oh really? Why? Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all. Boy- Oh. Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes. Girl- Ok, good. Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey, I have a question...... Boy- Ok, ask away. Girl-........How much do you love me? Boy- You know I love you more than anything. Girl- Yeah..... Boy- Why do you ask? Girl-................>silence<.......... Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No, nothing at all. Boy- Ok, good. Girl- ..............How much do u care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- You would? Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl- No, everything is fine...... Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok.......I hope so. Girl- ..............Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine. Boy- ............Ok. If your sure. Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Ok. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah........but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school. Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey. Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What? Girl- Its the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy- Hey dude. Friend- Hey. Boy- Whats up? Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No. Friend- So you didn't hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468 Boy- Ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam. Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me! Girl- I.......... Boy- You what? YOU WHAT? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support. Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... Girl- They're taking me off tonight. Boy- Why? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy- Why not? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- ........... Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy- Then why'd you break up with me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...

READ THIS NOW!!! No means No "Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um...no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drugoverdose GIRLS IF U WERE TOUCHED BY THIS STORRI PUT THIS ON UR PAGE BOYS IF YOU WERE PISSED READING THIS N IF ANY1 DOES DIS TO UR GIRL DEN KILL EM N PUT THIS ON UR PAGE

One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were driving and got in car crash.Hours later they appeared in Heaven.before them stood God.God said to them "There are 100 stairs in front of you,at each stair you will be told a joke if you laugh at any of the jokes you will be sent abroad the train to Hell if you make it to the top you will stay in Heaven".The redhead started up the stairs and laughed at the 56th joke and was sent on the train to Hell.The brunette made it to the 77th stair but had laughed at the joke and she was also sent straight to Hell.The blonde had made it all the way to the 100th stair when she bursted out lauhging nonstop.Shocked, God asked her why she was laughing.The blonde replied "I finally got the 1st joke".

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a good friend comforts you when he rejects you,but a best friend will walk up to him & say "Its becuz your gay,isnt it?"

we hav the kind of relationship where i can call her a 'whore'and she can call me a 'b***h and were still best friends

a best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still know somethings wrong

its the times were so CRAZY that ppl think were HIGH.its the times we LAUGH so hard we cnt help bt CRY.its all the inside jokes and "remember whens".those r all the real reasons were bestfriends.

a GOOD friend helps u up when u fall. a BEST friend laughs at u and trips u again.

life is better with u by my side

if i could reach up and take a star for every time u made me smile i would have the entire night sky in my hands

sometimes its best not to question ur friend. just help them dump the bodybag into the river.

a friend will call u a retard,but a best friend will call u one and act like one with u

friendship is being stupid together

okay so theres this thing called retardedness and well me & my girls well we've gone pro

which ones ur friend? the idiot with the underpants on her head?

we walk around talking to complete strangers,laugh for absoluteley no reason at all,have stupid fights that r over in 10minutes,attempt to dance and sing like they do in the music videos,have a billon"u had to be there "times,gang up on the b***h that has a problem with one of us,make fun of eachother when we walk into stuff act like were on crack,and no matter wat happens were always there for eachother through good times and bad

my friends may not be the hottest or the most popular but they are TRUE and thats all that matters

blast on some music so we can dance around like retards and sing like were on crack

my definition of a friend:a kickass person u can b urself with

WHAT IS A FRIEND? DICTIONARY:somebody emotionally close to,somebody who trusts and is fond of another MY DEFINITION:somebody who is always there,no matter what,and can get through anything,anytime,anyway,anywhere with u,somebody who will die for u and knows all youre secrets-even if u didnt tell them.somebody u can trust ur life with.

2 guys are talking in a bar. The first one says: I have the smallest head in the world! The second one says: I have the smallest p***s in the world! The first one responds with: Lets go to the world records centre and look if its a world record! The second one agrees, and they go to the world records centre. Later the first guy walks out, and says: Yes! I have the smallest head in the world, OFFICIAL! A while later the second guy walks out and says: WHO THE ******** IS JUSTIN BIEBER!

Girl : Do i ever cross ur mindBoy: NoGirl: Do you like me?Boy: Not reallyGirl: Do you want me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I left?Boy: NoGirl: Would you live for me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you do anything for me?Boy: NoGirl: Choose--me or ur lifeBoy: my lifeThe girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why. I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

~:>*11 signs that ur in love*<:~ ELEVEN You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other People around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're Looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your Mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you Didn't notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently Laughing at yourself.

DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS TO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: how did that man get off the cross? THE TEACHER REPLIED: he never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything is going to be alright. 66% of u won't put this on ur pro. BUT REMEBER THE BIBLE SAID, "DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF UR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER" paste this on ur pro IF UR NOT ASHAMED OF UR HOLY FATHER....I ALREADY DID MY PART DO URS

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GIIRLS LOOK @ ME N HAV NOTHIIN TO SAY BUT IITS FUNNY HOW THE WORDS COME OUT OF THEIIR MOUTH WHEN II WALK AWAY

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