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name: Sevilla .... that's all

please read this...
when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone...
-be a man, use your hand
-if your a grung, then use a sponge
-be a square, use your hair
-be a dork use a fork
-times are strife, so use a nife
-it could be worse, use your purse
-be a whore, use the door
-be a goon use a spoon
-be a girl, use a squirrel
-be a boy, use a guy named roy
-be via, use a tortilla
-be a brother use you're mother
-don't be saddy, just use your daddy
-don't be dumb, use your thumb
-be a pimp, use a shrimp
-be a nerd, use a bird
-be a teacher, use a bleacher
-be a witch use your b***h
-have some nerve, use a perve
i have more but i will not say them, they are innepropriet. *tells jp and tina*

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the stoy of s**t that unfortunately happens to people, cows, ipods, and lists!

READ THIS...now!

this is my life, and the s**t that happens in it. read it. (notice, that that is not a question)


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lilchica69blue

Report | 08/11/2009 11:12 pm

lilchica69blue

happy belated birthday
sparklecow

Report | 01/03/2009 8:34 pm

sparklecow

Lol. You're telling me.

I can't remember the last time I logged in.
princesspaula45

Report | 07/04/2008 3:40 pm

princesspaula45

copy/paste this to 10 ppl then press f5 and f9 at the same time you will get 100,000 gold
xXxThe Dark KnightxXx

Report | 06/27/2008 2:24 am

xXxThe Dark KnightxXx

copy/paste this to 10 ppl then press f5 and f9 at the same time u will get 100,000 gg it really works
Mons Vesuvius

Report | 05/03/2008 8:41 am

Mons Vesuvius

i'm emily w...
pursejuice

Report | 04/10/2008 3:48 pm

pursejuice

omg i know! i want one so badly!
helloringo02

Report | 04/01/2008 4:47 am

helloringo02

i saw the giant bunny pictures!
pursejuice

Report | 03/09/2008 6:38 pm

pursejuice

actually, jp i might be going with you.
helloringo02

Report | 03/05/2008 6:12 pm

helloringo02

at least you don't have to go to camp with him. for 2 WEEKS! i need a rape whistle. honestly.
pursejuice

Report | 02/25/2008 9:41 am

pursejuice

oh my God! Floreance! i'm scarred for life now... he wore like Asian velvet pants every day. and they were puse! and he was french! *shudders*

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