Comments

View All Comments

Olran Report | 03/24/2015 7:49 pm

Hey, how's it going?

Legendary Immortal Report | 12/24/2014 2:56 pm

I have the BEST nightlight! I told you about my plasma ball, right? It's pretty to look at o3o

Cooked veggies are my absolute fave though! Growing up I never understood those cartoons that have kids making faces at their plate of veggies, trying to feed them to their pet under the table or spreading them around to make it look like they ate some. I figured their parents must be cooking them wrong or something, cuz both my sisters and I always had second helpings emotion_c8

I was about to have my feelings hurt when I finally saw the hot cocoa sticking out of the gift bag xD It really blends in.

I just came home from work. They had me working from 8am to 2pm. It's rare they have me come in so early. I hate setting my alarm >w>; Crap tons of people came to do last minute holiday shopping. During my 30 min lunch, I was surprised to find 5 pizza boxes, 4 liters of soda, 3 boxes of chicken, 2 bags of chips, one bag of ice, and a partridge in a pear tree! (j/k) xD I thought we'd FINALLY gotten our long overdue pizza party from the fundraiser thing, but it turned out we had a potluck and nobody told me sad One of the cashiers told me our H-boss asked her to make the potluck sign-up list and she gave it to him to post above the time clock, but he never did. D-Boss came in looking for his sweater, but found the food instead. He grabbed one of the fried chicken boxes, threw in a couple pizza slices and walked away saying "Don't judge me, I'm a bachelor! I take all the food I can get."

Have you read any more of Skippy's List? Which one's your favorite so far? Are there any that you don't understand because of military jargon? I can translate most of them biggrin

How's it going with Operation Convincing Hubby to Drive to Dad's House? Any luck?

Legendary Immortal Report | 12/23/2014 9:50 pm

Well, I've been listening to lots of scary stories lately, as you well know... and thus at night I see at least 3 - 5 humanoid/beastly shadows that I have to identify before eventually passing out. I do security checks in my room now using my arm to protect my face in case anything jumps out at me OwO;

FRESH veggies? Ugh, so picky... well, I some avocados. That count? It's either that or cabbage Dx

I DO have a voucher for a free spiral sliced ham from my store that I plan on tossing. I'm too lazy to cook something that big. I'd probably burn it anyway xD Also a voucher for potato salad. I was gonna toss that too, but mom said her store's doing a potluck, and it would save her the trouble of having to actually make something o3o

I'll send you a hot cocoa instead biggrin

Legendary Immortal Report | 12/23/2014 9:27 pm

My imagination scares me OwO;

Ah, so you're saying a PEPPERONI pizza would fit the bill? Pepperoni = meat, tomato sauce = fruit and veggies, crust = grains, cheese = dairy biggrin

Eh... maybe if I wasn't so isolated and hating life I might've enjoyed Texas more. I DID attend their Renaissance festival though. Huge!

Not a sportsy fellow, so no bats I'm afraid. You can have one of my expired mace cans though biggrin

THEMS DOUBLE STANDARDS! D<

Like my feast? biggrin I can send ya some food if you want ^_^

Torai Eiji Report | 12/23/2014 8:27 pm

Oops xD And shush! Why can't I have a mule of the opposite gender without it being dirty in your mind? >w> you have an opposite gender mule too!~

Torai Eiji Report | 12/23/2014 8:07 pm

Pfft, why purchase plastic toys when internet porn is free?

I love Skippy's list xD I downloaded my own copy even.

My body's daily needs? Uh... idk how to figure that out. I just trust that a brand sponsored by an organization dedicated to helping fat people has my best interests in mind ;w;

When I first joined the military I was stationed for almost 4 years at Fort Hood, Texas. It's a 5 minute drive to Killeen. I'd sometimes take the shuttle bus to the mall there.

I could take out all the junk currently in the trunk and make more room for you biggrin How'd you end up in a trunk before? O_o; I remember when I was a wee lad, I once asked father to allow me the novelty of driving home from grandmother's house in the trunk. I believe our back seat folded over so that even from the trunk I could still crawl out into the main car whenever I wanted.

Wow, you really are stuck on this one... guess you'll have to play hardball with your hubby again. Good luck! I'll feast with ya cheese_whine

Legendary Immortal Report | 12/23/2014 7:27 pm

What? I didn't take that picture >>; Plus, even if I did, Barbie's boobs are too small to do any smothering either rofl

You could just google "Skippy's List" and read them all yourself, or I could post them 5 at a time every time I reply?

06. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
07. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
08. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
09. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.

Some of the frozen pizzas are healthy biggrin One of them is from a brand called Smart Ones. It's a brand sponsored by Weight Watchers.

Ooo, I get prezzies? 4laugh I don't think you can afford any of the things on my wishlist (even I can't afford them) >w> I love chance items though! Even if you don't win big you still get a... "boobie" prize ;3

Aweh, Frixy sad If I still lived in Texas, I'd gladly kidnap you, stash you in my car's trunk, and smuggle you to and from your dad's house! That's what friends are for ^_^ Your dad or other family member can't come pick you up? What about taking a bus? You said you had a little extra money left over, so you might even afford a taxi!

Legendary Immortal Report | 12/22/2014 8:25 pm

Maybe I will tell you those other stories... someday ;p

How can you belittle the importance of nipples?! Nipples are what define boobs! It's the difference between a child's toy and a sex toy.


Here's a few snippet's from Skippy's List

01. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.
02. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.
03. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
04. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
05. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.

Explanations of these events:
a) Skippy did these himself, and either got in trouble or commended. (He had a Major shake his hand for a piss bottle thing, for instance.)
b) He witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant he had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.)
c) Was spontaneously informed he was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.)
d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. (“What about especially patriotic porn?”)
e) He was just minding his own business, when something happened. (“Schwarz…what is *that*?” said the Sgt, as he pointed to the back of his car? “Um… a rubber sheep… I can explain why that’s there…”)

There's over a hundred total xD

Frozen pizza is quick and easy to make and usually pretty tasty biggrin I don't usually make an effort regarding cooking unless I make enough to have quick and easy left-overs for later. I can't eat salads anymore. Ever since I got crowns on my molars they're super sensitive to cold stuffs and the lettuce from salads are fresh from the fridge so... ouch ;w;

Legendary Immortal Report | 12/22/2014 6:57 pm

I just figured you lost internet again o3o Welcome back! Better late than never, right? Still waiting on ya ;D

Legendary Immortal Report | 12/19/2014 11:34 pm

I meant to imply Santa's lap was dangerous by the terrified children sitting on it. Who knows what's going on over there that's got them spooked? I sure don't wanna find out o3o

E-books have expiration dates if they're borrowed, like textbooks. But you can buy a permanent e-book too.

You already know one story about the gas station lady. There's also the crossing guard lady, the trucker lady, the online zOMG romance that died as soon as I saw her face on our first skype call... so freaking tall. And that long horse face! *shiver* Dx

Your class mates are horrible O_O

Pfft, if you can't even lick your own boob you don't have enough to smother anyone with. Just saying xD I'll take a hug though emotion_hug

National Guard are weekend warriors. They get called up twice a month (maybe) to do stuff and also get called to deal with local emergencies like earthquakes, large fires, etc. Army is a 24/7 type thing. Even when you're "off" duty, you can still get called up at any time to come in and work. That's why on our days off, we try to be out of town so if we get a call we can say "Well sure I can come in to work on short notice on my day off! I'm out of town, though, so it'll take me 4 hours to get back. What's that you say? Nevermind, you'll just call someone else? Oh, okay then. Have a nice day." biggrin

Of course, if helps if you're ACTUALLY out of town, because if you just say you are and then a sergeant catches you at the local movie theater or whatever... oh ho ho! A world of pain and humiliation awaits you OwO You ever read "Skippy's List" of things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army? xD

Aweh, that's cool! My store still owes us a pizza party for being the #1 store in the district when we were selling fundraiser tickets for a Kids with Cancer charity. That was 3 months ago. I don't think we're getting one =w=;

I came home eagerly anticipating some hot and delicious meatball soup that mom had cooked up that morning! But it was all gone... sis came to visit and took half of it home in a bucket, and my folks ate the rest of it between themselves ;w; I found some tamales mom had brought home from somewhere. No idea what flavor they were. Popped 2 of them in the microwave anyway. They're corn tamales. Yuck Dx I need to swing by the 99 Cent store tomorrow and stock up on frozen pizzas o3o