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*NEW PICS*
ATTENTION READERS:
ApocalypseDemon: Eh, it doesn't bother me as long as it's not like the Amazon pube forest
THAT IS ALL.
TODAY RINNA IS FEELING: PASTICHE
Excuse the shitty quality.
They're from my cell phone.
And don't you want to be a lifeguard so you can wear what I wear to work? ;]
HOLD ME. THRILL ME. KILL ME. KISS ME.
LONG LIVE THE CAR CRASH HEARTS.
THINGS I LIKE:
>You.
;]
>Highlighers
>Writing
>Art
>BOYS. Yummay.
> MexiCAN food
>Nerds
>Speech and DEBATE.
>pick up lines
>Maka the Sexy Time
>Borat
>Pretty colored pens
>Horror movies
>Dogs
>BADGERS
>Alternative Music
>Screamo Music
>LOUD MUSIC
>Eyeliner.
> Hobos.
>Black Nail Polish
>Random Pms
>Random Profile comments
>People calling me cute
> This thing---> ;D
THINGS ABOUT ME:
>I go to private school
>I get straight A's. And PROUD.
>I <3 Soccer
>I'm KIND OF a big deal
>I've been called EMO. Well. I'm definately not Preppy.
> ERIC CARTMAN > LIFE
>I'm not sarcastic
>I try and workout 6 times a week.
>LIFEGUARD, BABEH.
>Brown Eyed, Brown Haired Bombshell. ;]
>I'm pretty nice.
>My best feature is my butt, probably.
>I want to be famous one day. don't we all
>I want to be an author one day.
>I'm pretty easy to talk to.
>I've done some REALLY stupid things in the past.
>I place my friends above myself.
>Guys who fall over chairs and hit the ground are the type of guys I crush on. Not some hot-shot.
>I DON'T GIVE A ******** IF YOUR GRANDMA'S WATCHING.
>My best subjects are English, art, Chinese, and history.
>I broke my pinky once and now its crooked.
>When I grow up i'm going to be unloved with 60 cats.
>I Love crappy pictures of me. ;D
>I'd be a PIRATE NINJA.
PICK UP LINES
>Are you wearing space pants?
BECAUSE YO' a** IS OUT OF THIS WORLD.
>Is there a mirror in your pants?
BECAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM.
>Nice pants.
THEY'D LOOK BETTER ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR.
>ROSES ARE BLACK.
VIOLETS ARE RED.
WTF IS IT GOING TO TAKE
TO GET YOU IN BED?
>I'm on debate.
WANNA DATE?
>U I=69
>Nice shirt.
CAN I TALK YOU OUT OF IT?
>I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest guy on earth right now.
>Oh s**t. I just lost my puppy. Will you help me find him?
He went into that cheap motel room over there.
>I bet you 20$ your NOT going to turn me down.
>Your eyes are as blue as the toilet water in my house.
>The rippling of your fat is mesmorizing.
>NICE SHOES.
WANNA ********?
>*holds up doll* Does this smell like chloroform to you?
>(walks by you) Did you just touch my a**?
you: No!
me: DAMN! AND WHY NOT?
>i've got a thirst baby. and you look like my gatorade.
>want to come see my hard drive? i promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
>hi... would you ******** me? i'd ******** me, i'd ******** me real hard!!
>is your name pepsi cause' i've gotta have it.
>do you work for UPS? i could have sworn i saw you checking out my package.
>hi, my name is doug. that's "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
>hi. i'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.
>is your last name gillete cause your the best a man can get.
>baby, you are everything i never knew i always wanted
>if kisses were snowflakes, i'd send you a blizzard.
>do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.
>i have never had a dream come true until the day that i met you.
>Are you wearing space pants?
BECAUSE YO' a** IS OUT OF THIS WORLD.
>Is there a mirror in your pants?
BECAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM.
>Nice pants.
THEY'D LOOK BETTER ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR.
>ROSES ARE BLACK.
VIOLETS ARE RED.
WTF IS IT GOING TO TAKE
TO GET YOU IN BED?
>I'm on debate.
WANNA DATE?
>U I=69
>Nice shirt.
CAN I TALK YOU OUT OF IT?
>I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest guy on earth right now.
>Oh s**t. I just lost my puppy. Will you help me find him?
He went into that cheap motel room over there.
>I bet you 20$ your NOT going to turn me down.
>Your eyes are as blue as the toilet water in my house.
>The rippling of your fat is mesmorizing.
>NICE SHOES.
WANNA ********?
>*holds up doll* Does this smell like chloroform to you?
>(walks by you) Did you just touch my a**?
you: No!
me: DAMN! AND WHY NOT?
>i've got a thirst baby. and you look like my gatorade.
>want to come see my hard drive? i promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
>hi... would you ******** me? i'd ******** me, i'd ******** me real hard!!
>is your name pepsi cause' i've gotta have it.
>do you work for UPS? i could have sworn i saw you checking out my package.
>hi, my name is doug. that's "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
>hi. i'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.
>is your last name gillete cause your the best a man can get.
>baby, you are everything i never knew i always wanted
>if kisses were snowflakes, i'd send you a blizzard.
>do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.
>i have never had a dream come true until the day that i met you.
PEOPLE I FANTASIZE ABOUT
Eric Cartman
Patrcik Star
Greased Up Deaf Guy
CAREBEARS, b***h
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