About

You know, it really pisses me off when someone on the highway drives slow until they hit a passing lane, then speeds up so you can't pass them.

Hi.
I'm Emily.
I think everyone around me is a complete moron, and 96% of the time (www.madeupstatistics.com) it's true. But that other 4% is pretty cool. I suppose you wanna know a bit about me, so here goes.
You're not getting my age or my location, other than that I'm Canadian (best country in the world since 1867) I'm a journalist, and have travelled extensively, I love reading, love writing, love photography, hate vegetables. Both the kind you eat and the kind that are no longer human beings.
I think the zombie apocalypse will really happen.
I'm a complete and total pacifist.
I think ethical vegans/vegetarians are stupid.
I think health-concious vegans/vegetarians have the right idea.
I'm neither vegan nor vegetarian.
I smoke pot.
I smoke cigarettes.
My favourite drink is Johnny Walker on the rocks.
My favourite author is Winston S. Churchill
I think Winston S. Churchill ]is was an aristocratic douchebag.
My favourite musician is Elvis Aaron Presley.
My favourite band is The Stanfields
My favourite song is "Into The Mystic".

Um...yeah, that's all I got for ya.
If you want to know more, maybe you should PM me instead of creeping my pro.
Yeah?