Favorite Quotes
-You're the only one who can make me laugh when I don't even want to smile.-I just saw on the news there is someone riding a tricycle along the highway wearing nothing but a barbie helmet and yellow rubber boots...Do you need me to come get you?!?!
-friends ask why you're crying... Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
-You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could of happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move on.
-Friends help you hide bodies... True friends help you get rid of witnesses.
-A true friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today, just the way you are.
-it takes 3 seconds to say "i love you." 3 hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it.
-In '09 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people. My heart sank when I thought of you, run my little retarded friend run.
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