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Equinelord

Report | 06/11/2007 8:42 pm

Equinelord

i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......































she called me to get my phone number.































































































































she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said































































































































"concentrate."































































































































she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.































































































































she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.































































































































she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.































































































































she tried to drown a fish.































































































































she thought a quarterback was a refund.































































































































she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.































































































































she tripped over a cordless phone.































































































































she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.































































































































she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.































































































































she studied for a blood test.































































































































she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.































































































































when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,































































































































she moved.































































































































when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice































































































































instead.































































































































when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said































































































































"Airport Left" she turned around and went home































































































































Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for































































































































7 years!!!!!!!!!!!































































































































*! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years































































































































*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you































































































































*! 10-14=your crush will ask you out































































































































*! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time































































































































*! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you































































































































want in life































































































































After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on















it. 















06/10/2007 1:31 pm















Gymnast Umi















Because you read this,































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> >you will get kissed on friday.































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> >B R E A K I T































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> >and your crush will ask someone else out.































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> >Tomorrow































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> >will be the best day of your life.































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> >How ever, if u dont send this to at least 10 people, by at least 1 am,































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> >you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.































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> >Just copy,































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> >paste































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> >and you will get kissed on friday.































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> >































> >DONT send it back to the person who sent it to you TAG UR IT!
Equinelord

Report | 05/28/2007 2:44 pm

Equinelord

well haha its mine muahahah!
Randaree

Report | 05/26/2007 9:22 pm

Randaree

Omg i love your proflie! yah!!!!!!! hazzah!!!!!!!!