About
my name is audra.i reeeeeeeeeeeelly like to read
im unique & hate to fit in
i hve an army of flying purple monkeys
im a major BAND NERD! i play percusion, but not drum set because i have absolutely NO eye-hand cordination
i think stereo types r absolute b***ches & nobody should have to deal wit them
my friends say im sarcastic, i say im funny
ummmmmmmmmm ya thats me!
thanx 4 lookin @ my profile & i luv u all!
~me~
p.s.
acctually 5 out of 5 doctors say im insane
p.p.s.
i have another account w/ user name toxic_purple_monkey check it out but pm me @ this 1
p.p.p.s.
my real birthday is 3/13. when i made this account my mom wouldnt let me put my real birthday and now i cant change it
(btw, thumbs up if u read that in a super fast, spastic voice biggrin )
You know u live in 2009 and are not technologically challenged when:
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5 is missing.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that
This is so damn true its scary!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we ******** up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your s**t and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "b***h drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.
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I kiillz you!
i just shot my foot on accident!!
No talking
*tackles*
I've never seen them before until 2 days ago. There's no way I could be jealous.