About
"My, Look at that dashing lad!"
Yo!, I'm Ray!
I'm 18
Filipino Pure-blood based in Canada "Its so cold here its awesome"
"Enjoy life in all things "
I Enjoy:
- Art, (Hey people i draw biggrin * Nerdy kid thumbs up *
- Video Games!!
- All forms of music, but metal just a little m/ore
- Animes, Manga , Comics
- Nerdly Wicked Awesome games like Warhammer and D&D
- Spiritual journeys = 420 /=
- Social interaction ( Feel free to give a wazzup)
So theres an employer and 4 possible candidates for the job,but are all immigrants.
The Employer brings the 4 back into his office to quiz them he says to them
"Okay, you each will answer a question for me and the answer that i like, gets the job"
so the 4 candidates nod their head in agreement
so the employer asks "what is the fastest thing you can think of"
The First Candidate who is American says "a thought, it pops up in your head"
The Employer smiles and nods his head "yeah thats a good answer"
He asks the next one, An Irishman,who gets the same question. the irishman says,
"a blink of an eye"
The Employer is impressed once again and moves on to the third person, the Australian and the australian says,getting the same question
"Light, because when y' turn on a light switch a room immediately lights up"
the employer chuckles and says "wow all of you have such good answers so far.
Finally he gets to the last person in the room a Filipino who tells the employer gettignt he same question again,"Diarrhea"
Everyone in the room starts laughing loudly and the Employer catching his breath asks the Filipino why he said Diarrhea and the Filipino says,"Well ser, yesterday my stomach was hurting and i had Diarrhea and i went to the bathroom, and before i could think, blink, or switch on the light, I already s**t my pants"
"Did i mention I'm an incurable jokester?" biggrin
Comments
View All Comments