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“I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.”
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“I’ll sleep with you for a meatball.”
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“Not you, fat Jesus.”
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“Bratwurst? Aren’t we the optimist?”
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“Nobody ******** with the Jesus.”
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"Look you stupid b*****d! You've got no arms left!
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“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”
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“Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!”
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“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
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"But if he's been murdered by cyrstal meth tweekers, well, then we're s**t outta luck!"
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"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
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“In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil’s might, Beware my power… Green Lantern’s light!“
Let those who worship evil’s might, Beware my power… Green Lantern’s light!“
Okay! Here goes!
I'm 20. I'm Irish. And DAMN proud of it!
Ummm.. I'm nerdy. But in a completely adorable way!
I greatly enjoy reading, granted not as much as I like to watch movies. But its a close second. What else... I'm a lifeguard. Yeah... FML! HAHAHA! Just kidding!... OOOOH and I HATE HATE HATE the ridiculously over used LOLs and JKs. They drive me BATTY!!!
I used to and will soon live with my besty Angela. Though sometimes I wanna punch her in her teef! But its all good... Ummm, my favorite color is green, I greatly enjoy food... And sometimes it shows hah! I miss my doggy Riley, and the way to my heart is with a Goldfish!! And i think thats about it....
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oh and howdy!