knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it.
always look at your shortcomings and imperfections in a positive light. for example...on a negative side i'm rather naive. but in a positive light it makes it easy for me to have faith in the ppl around me and to love almost anyones. be POSITIVE!!! (*^_^*) (::) COOKIE!!!!!! yum yum
why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is bad?
mother said there are all different kinds of loves...like for your teddy bear there is favorite love, right? and for your family there is family love...but what i feel now...i am certain that it is true love.
of course i love you! why else would i put up with you?
can i bite your neck?
i'm not short...i'm cuddle size!!!!
<---oompa loompa!!!
i didn't trip i was just testing gravity
i don't know why you wear a bra...you've got nothing to put in it...
well you wear pants...
i hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends...
you're wrong so just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong!!!!
sorry this is the ony way i could think of at the monet hop u like it i took it only 4 u.. hop they dont stell this 1 2 lol
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By the way, your avatar is cute.