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The World: In Pink, Technicolor, and Third Person.

This is the journal of Relicanth, in and only in character.

Kayla OOCly Report | 06/07/2012 9:32 pm: ... You are here. Right?
Kayla OOCly Report | 08/21/2007 5:53 am: Track me down? Holys.. I don't go through a lot of accounts! -pouts-

Meani.

That's just .. rotten! How's life?
Babi Candy Girl Report | 02/01/2007 9:15 am: hi
Nevermisses Report | 10/09/2006 5:37 am: Hey. hey you
I like
Miss you too
Alot, lot
[Medieval.Depression] Report | 09/20/2006 2:33 pm: Wow my friends on my list (except for like a few) live in the same town as me and go to school with me o: :]] AND ONE IS MY TWINS!! :]]]]
[Medieval.Depression] Report | 09/16/2006 12:37 pm: For real you live in AR? Well, you're alone... ^ ^
Nevermisses Report | 09/02/2006 10:37 am: Wow.
It's your birthday?
God, I'm a terrible person.
Why didn't I know that.
God ..
I need you.
Nevermisses Report | 08/29/2006 10:28 am: Lost? I'm not lost .../lie
I miss you /truth
I'm dieing here /exaturation.
I love you, so much /my love for you.

And that was random! x.X
Nevermisses Report | 08/26/2006 9:20 pm: I miss you too
You have no idea.
I'm like
lost here
>.<
Nevermisses Report | 08/25/2006 9:28 pm: Personally.
I have no answer

Unreliable Narrator: Priceless
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Rel is: 18
Rel Lives: in Arkansas, that's right, ********/> What else do you need to know about me?
I love music.
I love video games.
I live in my father's shadow.
I'm just another normal guy...
If you consider "perfect" normal.
Just kidding kiddies!
Rel is a college student.
Rel is Pagan.
What does that matter?
Rel is straight.
Rel likes to write scripts.
He also likes operas.
Rel aspires to write scripts.
Rel is OBVIOUSLY male.

You see this guy?
He is God, other than me.
You are now a polytheist.
Anyways, this man is God.
You are not.
Worship this man.

Life is a tragedy up close,
but a comedy in the long shot.
-Charles Chaplin

The quality of a man's life,
is in direct proportion
to his commitment
to excellence.
-Vince Lombardi

The best DEFENSE
is a good OH-FENSE!
-The nurse from Alice

The only thing
better than sex
is sex with
someone else.
-Regallus M. Feore

HOLY JESUS!
WHAT ARE THESE
GODDAMNED ANIMALS?!
-Duke, F&L in Las Vegas

I think my
wee-wee has been
stricken with Rigomortis!
-Stewie Griffin

And you'll remember
this conversation and
say HOSHIZ WOMAN
GET OFF MY BOOOOOOOTS!
-Noctem

White man say
"Wind talk to me".
Tan man say "lay off pot."
-Chief BurningBull

YOU CAN'T STOP HERE
THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!
-Duke, Fear and Loathing

As if that somehow
NEGATES the fact that after
foreplay you turned into
THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULDN'T
HOLD HIS LOAD!
-Waiting

She stole our money,
our clothes AND our pride.
She's good.
-Tracker and Sigma

White man fly too high,
never live to tell.
Black man stay low,
And get high as hell.
-Alonzo Bodden

Are you that stupid
or am I the luckiest
******** dipwad
in the world?
-The Name Slips My Mind