About
I believe:...in serving my country.
...in justice and in truth.
...that people are inherently good.
...in science.
...in animals' rights.
...music is the gateway to the soul.
...white men cannot dance, including myself.
...in Mother Nature.
...that our U.S. government representatives are idiots.
...that the world is full of people. Most of those people are idiots.
...that said idiots should not breed.
...I'm the only person who knows how to use a turn signal.
...that my Jeep is better than your vehicle.
...that Monster energy drink is a scheme to prevent me from ever sleeping.
...that if the world is going to end, it needs to be because of a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE of course!
