my ramblings of... ramblings

Yo. The name's... Well, you can call me Fugie(few-gee), Holy, Guaco, Guacamole, Riddle, Riddler, R-Dubs, whatever floats your boat really.
I'm pretty chill and easy to talk to... As long as you aren't annoying, creepy, psycho, excessively inappropriate, or anything of the like.

I DON'T ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS

Just throwing that out there. If for some semi-creepy reason you feel you must befriend me, leave me a comment or PM me.

I have a dark sense of humor. Well, I just have a sense of humor in general. But it takes a darker form more often then not.

I find a lot of things to be creepy. Clowns are creepy. People obsessed with cybering are creepy. People who randomly talk to me without saying something funny are creepy. Most of the things my friends say are creepy. You are creepy.

My favorite color is not black (your asinine assumptions are incorrect!). My favorite color is green. Yeah. Really.

I was born on the winter solstice which automatically makes me epic! I don't know why that's so, it just is.

PG-13 violence rapes my soul. Where's all the blood and guts and gore!?

I play the bass. Because it's freakin' epic and the heartbeat of music! Guitar is just the silly, sporadic electrical pulses that work the brain... Wait.

I'm a grammar and spelling Nazi. Your pitiful soul has been warned.

I like manga. A lot. I don't like anime though because of all the stupid fillers! They slay me... They slay me... (I meant to repeat that)

Do not talk to me about your love for Twilight. I will laugh at you. I'm not one of those people who are all, "Oh I hate Twilight cause the vampires sparkle! Real vampires don't sparkle!" Those people are just as crazy as those who love Twilight. Mainly because they think vampires are real... No. I hate Twilight because it's for illiterate tweens, horny middle-aged women, and toolbags. I'm sorry (actually, no I'm not), I just don't see the joy in reading a poorly-writ novel about a sparkling mythological creature who is abusive towards his foolish, mortal girlfriend. I find it creepy. Besides, does anyone remember what a "vampire" was actually considered to be back in the days when they "exsisted"? Of course not. Can I be done ranting now?

I'm candid. *whispers* Nice to meet you.

I listen to bands you probably have never heard of. I probably hate all the bands you listen to. So unless you can discuss in depth with me the awesomness of Dream Theater, don't talk to me about music. Please and thank you.

I like old-school Pokemon. Judge me and pay (I would normally say 'die' but that's not appropriate for the internet... Wait).

I plan on getting a masters degree in psychology. With this, I want to join a behavioral analysis unit and work as a forensic psychologist. That means I'd be profiling and catching creeps. I aspire to one day join the FBI's BAU... Then I'd be catching the bad of the bad and keeping the good ol' USA safe. I just love justice and all it's badass-ness!

I feel all my emotions in my tummy. Weird? Yes. Cool? Heck yes!

I despise watermelon.


~Other Sites I Frequent~

MLIA- TheSaneManiac
YouTube- CherryPhobia
DeviantArt- CherryPhobia
Formspring.me- TheSaneManiac/ Kaelyn Something-Or-Other


I also blog Bleach! Check it out if you wish: http://www.bloggingbleach.blogspot.com/