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You are in my world now! Dun dun DUUUn *trails away from the dramaic music to the strange evil laughter*er...*ahem*...I ment welcome to meh profile....yeah....right, that...^_^;
"Inquiry is fatal to certainty." -- Will Durant
"Life is a garment we continuously alter, but which never seems to fit." -- David McCord
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At
night, the ice weasels come." --Matt Groening
Is it weird in here, or is it just me? -- Steven Wright
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. Most importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a non-hitchhiker discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, flask, gnat spray, space suit, etc., etc. Furthermore, the non-hitchhiker will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that he may have "lost". After all, any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with. -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
I'm going to live forever, or die trying! -- Spider Robinson
Operative: "Nothing here is what it seems. He's not the plucky hero. The Alliance isn't some evil empire. This isn't the grand arena." Inara: "And that's not incense." (explosion ensues)
Zoe: "River, honey, he's putting the hair away now." River: "Doesn't matter. It'll still be there... waiting."
River: "Going back. Like apple bits, coming back up." Simon: "But you felt okay this morning?" River: "Played with Kaylee. The sun came out and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I hate the bits.. the bits that stay down and I work, I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun grows dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids.... What am I?" Simon: "You are my beautiful sister." River: "I threw up on your bed." Simon: "Yup. Definitely my sister."
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor. Stood up to the man and gave him what for. Our love for him now ain't hard to explain. The hero of Canton the man they call Jayne. Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'. He saw the mudders'lament. And he saw the Magistrate takin' every dollar and leavin' five cents. So he said "You can't do that to my people." He said "You can't crush them under your heel." So Jayne strapped on his hat and in 5 seconds flat stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal. He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor. Stood up to the man and gave him what for. Our love for him now ain't hard to explain. The hero of Canton the man they call Jayne. Now here is what separates heroes from common folk like you and I. The man they call Jayne he turned 'round his plane and let that money hit sky. He dropped it onto our houses he dropped it into our yards. The man they called Jayne he stole away our pain and headed out for the stars! Here we go! He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor. Stood up to the man and gave him what for. Our love for him now ain't hard to explain. The hero of Canton the man they call Jayne. ( I loved that episode ^_^)
Book: "What are we up to, sweetheart?" River: "Fixing your Bible." Book: "I, um...(alarmed)...what?" River: "Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense." (she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages) Book: "No, no. You - you can't... " River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem." Book: "Really?" River: "We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat." (rips out page)
Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay! -- Homer Simpson Homer's Phobia
Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connection
Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony. Lisa's Pony
Ooookay, I'm all quoted out at the moment (oh hey lookie there its 5 in the morning((at least when I'm typed this)) oops, heh.) Enjoy teh quotes and such, bye all!
ok I think thats enough for now, and since I Am ruller of all you are currently survaing(kinda-sorta) I shall stop teh pics
Muwahaha...ha..hahaha...ha....yeah.....
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