Insane Action Brought to Your Face By My Foot! Yah!
Here's a story you'll never forget. It's absolutely TRUE. almostI was born on the last day of the year of 1985 roughly around 8:30 at night. The doctors said I was an unusual baby because, unlike most newborns, I came out doing a BICYCLE KICK! Kiyah!
My childhood was brief and blurry due to my parents divorcing when I was at a young age and my constant trips cross country to visit my dad every Summer. Also, I made a time machine to travel forward in time so I could get to the good part of life! Yeah!
Five years ago, after I saved the planet from the Gelatinous Equestrian Radioactive Mutated Alaskan Nomads of Saturn (G.E.R.M.A.N.S.), I invented Earth. And the rest is history.
Now I'm a mild-mannered 20 year old living in the suburbs of central Texas. Here I take time to take care of my mom and little brother. Providing them with a roof over their heads and food on the table. And protecting them from the occasional zombie attack using my patented maneuver: [censored]
Comments
View All Comments
It's all good, dog.
'Random Comment!?"