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I don't live on Gaia. I have a life. But to be brief, here's a vague discription of me: I'm the hottest thing you'll ever see in your life, I'm the best lover you'll never get to have, you will take me to only the best places to eat, I will hurt you--and you'll love it. You wish your pants fit your a** like they do mine. You wish you had my a**. You could only wish your girlfriend was hott like me. My touch heals the sick. My word is your law. You know you like it.
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whats i MEANT to say was:
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel, WHEEW!
AINT not AND lol i'm so retarded
you and me baby and nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel, WHEEW!
We're totally hanging out on Wednesday!! And we'll make it smexy!
this is a coach, not to be confused with a couch