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Pay attention everyone! What I'm about to tell you is very important. Don't worry kiddies, this won't take long so step up and lend me your ears. Not literally! I am the Villianous Mr. Sweet, and am soon to be your god! I'm afraid theres no stopping it, you'll find that I am simply and deliciously irresistible.So you want to know more about me? I suppose its only fair seeing as I will soon be crushing you under my giant shoe of doom. I don't wear it myself, its far to big for me, but i do have a clown who puts on the shoe every Monday and Saturday. He is the one who does the crushing for me.
Now enough of this lollygagging about! I will reveal myself to your hungry ears, or rather eyes seeing that you are reading. I was born 19 years prior to typing of this note. Everything I do is far superior to the talents of my peers, but all great men in history were gay so I do suppose that explains some of it. Ever since I was younger than I am at the present moment, I have dreamed of the world under my thumb. Shrinking the world to that size, however, is far to risky. Therefore I have decided to conquer it! Best get used to bowing pions, you'll be doing alot of it!
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It's okay!! I thought it was funny. Anyways, what events happened...hmm, well, nothing really. I just wanna become a stronger Christian is all.
I don't think I'm good enough yet.
But I think I'm finding myself a little bit more each day! (kind of sounds corny if you ask me)
^^ But, I didn't mean literally, ya know that right?
I've been cooking a lot more too!! Yum. Food
How did you lock yourself inside? You mean the house, right?
You never reply to messages, so I assumed a comment would catch your attention!
It did. And yea, long time, what's up?