My Ho of a Bestie!!! ifly!!!
ps...he think he a pimp haha
♥ Sex is A Sensation Caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location In a girls destination To increase the population of The next generation. Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration?♥
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help tou, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME,PICK ME!! 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, NO! NO! It's those voices again! 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!! Repost this if you laughed... Or did this at Wal-Mart. =P
People i luv hanngin out
wit <3 all of em XOXOXO!!
WAT A CREEPER!!!! U CAME DOWN HERE TO WATCH SUMTHIN LIKE THIS.....SOO NASTY!!!!
HE PAID 1mil JUS TO KISS THE TIP LMAO
EWW BAD KITTY....hehe oops
Im tht type of girl who is one of the guys...roles wit the guys...the homie to the guys...but doesnt luk like one of the guys lol...the type of girl who loves color nd will always be the brightest one in the group...the type of girl who will burp rite in front of ppl nd not really care...the type of girl who literally gets all u can eat at an "all u can eat buffet" nd wont stop till I stretch out nd start slumpin down in the seat wit my hand on my stomach ready to nap lmao...Im the type of girl who loves the feeling of being more than the homie and being the person ppl can truly depend on...Im the type of girl who can lift up ur day wen ur down turn ur darkness into sunshine nd lift tht frown upside down...Im the type of girl who doesnt claim to be the *baddest b*tch wen u kno u jus sayin tht to hav a dumbass alterego (points at mouth nd smirks)...Im the type of girl who doesnt wear no fake shyt on me to luk "beautiful" kuz theres many definitions of beauty(ps:jus kuz of tht dnt think tht im ugly ha im not im jus me)...Im the type of girl who isnt nd will nvr be ur "typical girl"...Im the type of girl tht u can well call the best person u ever met point blank period...(jus somen i felt like sayin)...LOVE SEXILY, ROSE.
UR SHOES HAV NO LACES!!!!! BOOM!!!
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