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IVE GOT A FUNNY STORY OK.HERE IT IS:SO THERE WAS THIS CHINESE GUY WHO DIDNT SPEAK ENGLISH.HE HAD JUST GOTTEN HERE FROM CHINA AND DECIDED TO VISIT AN ARCADE.THERE HE HEARD A KID SAY "YESSS!" AND LEARNED HOW TO SAY YESSS.NEXT HE WENT TO A RESTERAUNT AND HEARD A 4 YEAR OLD SAY FORK NIFE FORK NIFE SO HE LEARNED HOW TO SAY THAT.AFTER THAT HE WENT TO A CANDY SHOP AND HEARD A GIRL SAY "YUMMY YUMMY GUMDROPS"SO HE LEARNED ANOUTHER WORD.LASTLY HE WENT TO THE THEATER AND SAW THE MOVIE BATMAN.WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE HE HEARD "DU DU DU DUU BATMAN!" SO HE LEARNED THAT.SO THE GUY WAS ON HIS WAY TO HIS NEW HOUSE WHEN A POLICE OFFICER STOPS HIM.THE POLICE OFFICER SAID:THERE WAS A MURDER NEAR THIS PLACE,DID YOU DO IT.CHINESE GUY:YESSS!POLICE OFFICER:WITH WHAT?CHINESE GUY:FORK NIFE FORK NIFE.POLICE OFFICER:WHY?CHINESE GUY:GUMMY GUMMY GUM DROPS.POLICE OFFICER:WHO DO YOU THINK U ARE?CHINESE GUY biggrin U DU DU DU BATMAN! THE END! SO THATS THE STORY.
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