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Who is this crazy guy?What is there to say about me that hasn't already been said about atomic weapons?
I am loud, flashy and cause radiation poisoning.
I am also old. Old enough to have watched a Star Wars movie in the theater on the original releases (Greedo shot first my a**). Because of this age and plenty of girlfriends, I have become bitter and sarcastic. We'll call it Bartastic. Or maybe Sartter. Your pick.
By day I am a mild-mannered shipping clerk, keeping your goods and services free of terrorism. By night I am a writer and maybe someday a stand-up comedian.
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I hope you have a great birthday