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Crack Couples!

Ey, it's everyone's favorite date-gone-wrong television show, Crack Couples! The funniest dates ever, caught on tape! And here's our host, Ichigo Kurosaki!

Ichigo: Hey, hey. Our show is onn the road! Kagome, bring out the first couple!
Kagome: The first couple today is Sakura and Sasuke!
Ichigo: Alright, let's roll the film!

Sakura: Ummmmm, Sasuke?
Sasuke: Yeah..
Sakura: Ummm...
Sasuke: What do you want to tell me? You love me?
Sakura: Will you buy me a pearl purse?!?!?!
Sasuke: Whatttt?!?! Do you think I'm made of money?
Sakura: No, You are made of organs!
Sasuke: ....... *gloomily puts head on table*

Ichigo: Alright, Sakura is crazy. Kagome, Bring out the next couple!
Kagome: Alright, now It's time for Ino and Choji's date!

Ino: Ummmm...........
Choji: Yummmmmm!
Ino: Willl you save ANY food for me?
Choji: Yummmmmmmm!
Ino: Hey, I'd like a beer, please!
Choji: Er... what?
Bartender: Coming up!
Ino: *pulls out some drugs and puts them in Choji's drink and waits till they dissolve*
Ino: Hey, Choji, want some Apple Juice?
Choji: Yeayeayeayeayeayea!
Choji: *drinks and falls to the floor*
Ino: *drags him out the door*
Ino: I'd like to order some food, please.

Ichigo: Haha! Laughs, how fun.
Kagome: Next is.... Naruto and Hinata's date!
Ichigo: Alright, let's crank things up!

Naruto: Hey, Hinata, why are you shaking?
Hinata: Ummmmmmmmmmmm....
Naruto: Oh. My. God. Tell me already!
Hinata: Ummmmmm....
Naruto: Come on, Sun! Sun! Heh, heh... Your name means Sun!
Hinata: Ummmmmmmmm... Stop it!
Naruto: Whatever.......
Hinata: *shoots herself*
Naruto: Are you O.K.?

Ichigo: Great job, Hinata! KAGOME!
Kagome: What now!? I was washing windows like you told me to!
Ichigo: (whisper: the couple.......)
Kagome: Oh, yeah! Of course! Next is.....
*alarm sounding*
Ichigo: WOA! It looks like time for a CrAzY bar visit!
Kagome: Alright! It seems to be Ed and Al's first visit to a bar!
Ichigo: Woa, ain't they underage?! Alright, roll film!

Ed: Hey, Al, wana sit there, by HER?
Al: Ok......
Ed: Hi!
Woman: Hi....
Al: (whispers: I think she's emo.....)
Ed: (whispers: Oh, ok. I can handle this....)
The Emo: Watcha got there.....
Ed: The State Alchemist pocketwatch!
The Emo: OMG!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*cell phone ring*
Ed: Hey, Mustang? Is that you?
Roy: Kill that emo!
Ed: Okay!
The Emo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!
Ed: *blam*
Al: Is she dead?
Ed: Yep, like Mustang said!
Al: *sighs* ((Why does he listen to that guy?))

Ichigo: Who wouldEVER sit by an emo? By god, funny stuff you got there. Oh, ho, ho. Kagome, what's next?
Kagome: Next up is.............. Deidara and Tobi! YaY!

Deidara: I so wana kill Itcahi's bunny right now....
Tobi: I'm a good boy!
Deidara: Yeah, of course you are...
Tobi: I'm a good boy!
Deidara: Yer...
Tobi: I'm a good boy!
Deidara: SHUT UP!
Tobi: I'm a good boy!
.::*One minute later*::.
Deidara's Hand: *yum*

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Shippuden Mini Comics

Sakura: Hey, Naruto.
Naruto: SAKURA?!? You look Like you're going to a prom!
Sakura: I am. The Academy is having a Prom for all students from three years ago.
Naruto: Why wasn't I told about this?
Sakura: Because you're still a loser, Naruto.

Sasuke: Deidara, you shall die by my mighty gayness!
Deidara: Ppsht. Like I could die from an emo boy.
Sasuke: You made me mad... *goes off to cut self*
Deidara: Hehehe... *stabs emo boy*



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iLacyLee

Report | 12/24/2007 1:37 pm

iLacyLee

het it me uchiha_clan_pride this is my back up account srry i havent talked to you in a long time but ive been trying to get this account up to speed so coolest_uchiha is my account now uchiha_clan_pride got hacked
Velletine

Report | 11/23/2007 6:24 am

Velletine



happy Thanksgiving ^^
Blood Thirsty Raven Jr

Report | 11/23/2007 12:14 am

Blood Thirsty Raven Jr

HAPPY THX GIVIN'!!!!
louM11

Report | 11/08/2007 4:01 am

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Hero Inuyasha

Report | 11/06/2007 1:23 pm

Hero Inuyasha

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Duckalicious

Report | 10/28/2007 3:14 pm

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EvanesceNovae

Report | 09/20/2007 9:56 pm

EvanesceNovae

awww..cute! xD
EvanesceNovae

Report | 09/18/2007 6:35 pm

EvanesceNovae

lol yeah I guess xD



I changed my avvie finally! yay! rofl xD
EvanesceNovae

Report | 09/17/2007 5:58 pm

EvanesceNovae

*nods nods* yay! lol xD someone who agrees with me! All my friends are like guys..and they like wolves >_< lol
EvanesceNovae

Report | 09/16/2007 8:45 pm

EvanesceNovae

omg..white tigers are the best!!! <3

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