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I'm in my thirties now. I am pretty good at Mario Kart 8 Deluxe to the point of winning a couple small tournaments in-person. I am a leftist and a cat dad. I love going to anime conventions. Add me and lets get weird.


The text below was written in 2007, and the content has not been changed much since that time. Since that time, I have become very physically fit. I jump fences and can climb trees with little more than gloves and long pants. I can rap. The popcorn thing hasn't changed. I'm still okay-ish at Mario Kart... and Smash Bros. I'm in my 20's and log on Gaia a few times a year.


I can not whistle, jump rope, jump fences, crow like a rooster, spell blood with my fingers, play musical instruments, or any of that kind of stuff. I have not ever correctly opened a bag of microwave popcorn; I always rip the bag. I'm mildly proficient at Mario Kart. When I was a child, I asked the clerk at a Dollar Store "How much does this cost?" about six times. Honestly, I couldn't believe it was ALL only a dollar.

I was once told "You are like an ugly Tom Cruise." To this day, I don't know if that was a compliment, or an insult.