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Welcome all you mindless fools, to me Beyond Birthday's profile a.k.a. B.B.

~ The third proved problematic. Until the case reached its end, I was reduced to nothing but an absent gaze. Think of it this way; I was a pair of abstract eyes walking around wearing my flesh as a disguise. Living as such, there was no point in expecting any form of societal responsibilty or human reaction~ by Kiyoshi Kasai





About me: Rue Ryuzaki's files

Age: Early 20's

Name: I'd rather not say

Gender: Sorry but you have to guess

Height" 5'9"

Eyes: brown

Hair: Brown

Nationality: Mixed with two or more races

Hobbies: (killing plp, just joking btw about the killing plp part) reading, writing, drawing, hanging out with friends, piano, soccer (can you imagine B.B. or L doing that? Yeah, i didn't think so), playing with my two favorite dogs and ferret ( wouldn't that be interesting if L, or B.B. would have a pet, although B would probably torture or kill it), poetry, karoke/music, fanfiction, video games,etc.

Dislikes: That idiot serial killer Kira, who thinks he better then my L who is the greatest Detective in the world. People who think their better then others, people who send random pm's wanting to be friends if I haven't met them before and/or random rp pm's (I rather get to know you first before I get in a rp with some one)

Personality: I'm paranoid about of lot of things. I tend to keep to myself a lot of the time, so people tend to think I'm not friendly but if you get to know me better then you would know thats not true at all, I'm just shy towards strangers. ( So if you could comprare em to some one it could be L, only without being a super genius part or the front of acting indifferent to everyone around him thing).

Other likes: As you can also tell I'm obsessed with yaoi, and Beyond Birthday L Lawliet pairings so don't lecture or make fun of me about, okay people. I aslo happen to love free gaia avi art, so feel free to send me some ^_^.

~In Memory of Beyond Birthday, who was captured by L and later arreseted January 1, 2004, serving a life sentence but then passed away mysteriously. ~

Random quotes:

Favorite scene from death note/ quotes



L: Listen to me Kira. if you just killed Lind L. taylor, the man you saw on t.v., he was a criminal scheduled today to die at this hour.

Light: ?

L: But I, L, do in fact exist.

Light: That jerk...

L: If you can hear me, come on! Go ahead and try to kill me.
What is this? I'm still here. Can't do it, Kira? Evidently, you aren't able to kill me.

So there are people you can't kill. That's a valuable clue.

Kira, it would interest me greatly to know how you carried out these murders...

But thats something...

...

I can learn after i catch you!!

Light: L...

L: Kira...

Both: I'm going to find and dispose of you, if it's the last thing I do!!

Both: I am Justice!! ~death note~

Detectives: I'm detective Yagami of the NPA.
I'm Matsuda.
I'm Aizawa.
I'm Ukita.
I'm Mogi.
L: Bang!

detectives: Huh, is this a joke?

L: If, I was Kira, you all would be dead. All he needs is is your name and face. From now on you should be more careful
~death note~

"I'm L."

L :
" My motto is an eye for an eye "
" Let's value our lives"
" If you use your head, you won't get fat even if you eat sweets "

Light :
" I must protect my fledning Utopia "
" Don't make me repeat myself"

L: 'Watshi ga... hentai?' // 'Me... A pervert?'

Light: "You make it sound like if I do too well, you suspect me even more."
L: "Haye [Yes], it is now 3 percent."

Matsuda: Ryuuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job?
L: You want to be useful?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee.

Light: It looks like you won't be satisfied unless I am Kira!
L: Not satisfied unless you're Kira...? Yes...that may be true...I have just realized something, I wanted Light-kun to be Kira.

L (Ryuuzaki)



“I think right now, we’re even in how we’re closed the distance between us.”

“I just can’t stand it when someone’s cell phone rings when I’m talking.”

“Kira is childish and he hates losing… I’m also childish and hate losing.”

“Let’s show him…that the good guys always win.”

“In the end I’ll win.”

“This isn’t divine judgement, it’s the work of some childish killer who’s playing at divine retribution, that’s all.”

“He who moves first always wins.”

“I just can’t sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%.”

“Risking your life and doing something that could rob you of your life are exact opposites.”

“I don’t like his style… it’s not like Kira at all.”

“Amane’s obsessive love toward Yagami Raito is just about all we’ve figured out.”

“Raito, can you please make Mika-san be quiet.”

“Will you be eating that cake?…say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.”

“If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.”

“By trying too hard, we put ourselves at a greater risk. Don’t you think so?”

“That hurts.”

“I was playing cynical back then.”

“I haven’t said anything about letting them commit murder…yet…”

“I’ll fall in love with you?”

“My number of friends has increased yet again.”

“…I know that line is a bunch of Bull…”

“It proves that he is becoming rather desperate.”

“What an idiot.”

“Yagami Light… So I wasn’t wrong, but I…”

Matsuda



“You guys hit at the same time. Just call this one a draw.”

“Why are you looking at me? It’s not met”

“Light-kun what do you mean? In Layman’s terms…”

“W-what? Is this the matter of winning or losing?”

Ryuk



“I feel like I’m watching a sitcom.”

“That was worth an academy award, Light.”

“Humans are hilarious.”

“For me… apples [are] like cigarettes and liquor for humans. If I’m deprived I go into withdrawals.”

“Apples taste so much better indoors.”

“As a rule they say humans haunted by a shinigami have nothing but misfortune.”

“Hey, all it did was go around in a full circle.”

“Sorry, But… believe it or not I’m a male too…”

“Like hell you do.”

“Hehe. A disaster-struck gamily playing a happy-homey family…this is funny.”

“Well see, it’s rather complicated at the moment.”

“You don’t let up on the eye thing, do you?”

“Heh. Are those the eyes of a man in love?”

“What? I’m going to be possessed by such a poor imbecile?”

“Shinigami trust Shinigami before they trust humans.”

“I don’t want to be asked.”

“I can understand them, because they exchange that money with tons of apples.”

“You’re using the word ‘destiny’ for a woman again Light. You always use a one patterned approach for women.”

Near



“If you cannot win at the game, if you cannot solve the puzzle, you are just a loser”

“L the second! Pleased to Meet’cha”

“I’m the head of the SPK…let’s see…N!”

“And that’s precisely why it’s so convenient don’t you think?!”

“Nope. It’s over! Looks like you’re beaten L.”

“You let them take it from right under your nose.”

“It’s not whether it’s feasible or not – it’s what I’m doing.”

“I don’t feel like doing that, L.”

“You, who’ve taken on his name, have managed- well, nothing.”

“I believe I’m being as clear as possible here.”

“…It was on purpose. He was taunting me, so to speak.”

“To Mello, it’s like playing a videogame against me, I think. ‘See
who gets to Kira, the last boss, first.”

“I don’t know what to say. Now, I think it’s just best to observe closely “

“Lester, people in supervising positions in investigation are supposed to give too much of their opinion and if they are wrong saying sorry should be enough.”

“We will be removed. All because of that Chicken-s**t President. No, far from Chicken-s**t, less than Chicken-s**t president.”

“Don’t make me repeat the same thing many times.”
“Which of us will get Kira first…it’s a race!”

“Making such a d**k-sucker a spokesman…”

“What an obvious lie he is telling.”

“For me and Mello, L has been the only person we adore, and the only person who deserves our respect.”

“You said she’s smart, but it only means she got high marks, and she’s actually a stupid woman”

“Does she understand what she’s doing, this stupid woman?”

“To kill me, a potential avenger.”

“I’ve wanted to make him taste his own pathetic failure with all my heart.”

“I’ve already known about your plan. I’ll win without fail.”

“To be honest with you, I didn’t want to do such a thing…”

Matt



“It’s too boring to keep watching something that has no movement”

“Alright, time to put up another smoke screen.”

“Don’t you have a bunch of questions to ask me? What’s the point in firing—-”

Mello



“I’ll live my own way”

“In the end there is no greater motivation than revenge”

“If anything other than the chopper comes within a 2 mile radius of
the spot, you’re both dead.”

“He’s terribly reasonable, this new L.”

“So, how about you tell me right now whom you’d like me to kill, and how, I’ll treat’cha to it.”

“No kidding. So you’ve got no choice but to listen to us.”

“Near, you say clever things”

“I’m not your tool to solve a puzzle!”

“Which of us will get Kira first…it’s a race!”

“Our goal is the same, I’ll wait for you there.”

“It’s my turn to use you.”
“Snap to it, woman!”

Fun Conversations

“Light: Okay. What are your symptoms?

Ryuk: My body begins to twist up like a pretzel…And I do headstands.

“Light: What was it?

L: Nothing. Just another of Matsuda’s unimportant idiocies

Light: Well Matsuda does have that natual ignorance.

Matsuda: Those two know that we can hear them right?”

“Misa: Light, Won’t you sleep with me?

Light: …Why are you saying that Misa?

Misa: I know, after we catch Kira, right? Don’t be shy Light.

L: Please don’t be shy, Light-kun.

Light: I’m not being shy.

L: Don’t be serious about it either.”

“Light: Then I suppose that when I meet with Misa, it will have to be outside of here.

L: Huh, you want to meet her?.”

“Light: Misa, I want you to know my feelings. I don’t want you to shorten your life by doing the deal, I don’t want to manipulate you like that. I’d rather live a lasting life with you in our ideal world.

“Mello : The notebook flew by itself.

?: It can’t be.

?: It’s a notebook that kill a human. It’s no suprise if it’s alive.”

“Light: Near, try to escape from that place now.

Near: How dare you say that, when you are Kira.

Light: W-what… Why are you still saying such a thing?…”

Matsuda: “I wonder, is it about ten million dollars?

Ryuk: How many apples could I buy with that?”

Near: “Thank you for your useful information. You two may go back now.

Aizawa: You heard that much and just say ‘go back’”
Near (pouting): And so I thanked you for your useful information…”

Near: “Rester could you come back one more time to command the center in New York?”

Rester: One more time?”

Near: I’m also going to Japan”

Rester: So during that time you want me to come to New York and stay watch?”

Near: No”

Rester: Then why do you want me in New York?”

Near: I’ve never experienced the first class procedures of riding a plane alone, so I want you to come back so we can go together.” (89)

Near: “What is it L?

Light: Misa Amane and Mogi are missing”

Near: Yes. We have abducted them.

Light: Near…Nan no tame ni?

Near: Nen no tame ni.

“Giovanni: if there is shinigami, I might die, right?
Near: Yes.

Giovanni:…..

Near: if you are scared, I’ll ask Lester to go.

Lester: ………….”

“Near: it’s because i’ve touched this real notebook. that i could see a reaper ever since you came here. Mr. Reaper, it’s nice to meet you, I am near.

Ryuk: Hehe, nice to meet you, I am Ryuk.”

“Misa: Who touched my butt?

L: sneaks hand behind back How imprudent! That’s unforgivable! I shall catch the culprit!”


Yu Yu Hakusho Quotes:




Yusuke



"Hey, you with the big fish ears, I got a bone to pick with you. How does a dead guy win!?"

You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!!"

"I don't want you to think I'm weird, but would you please, please kiss me!"

"Don't worry, I hear headless is in this year."

"Children, would you mind saving it for the bad guys."

"I'm sorry. I saw your face, and thought it was stuck on stupid.

"I told everyone that you'd be back when we needed you the most, you big softie. Heh heh.. Or should I say 'little softie'?"

"Ahahaha! I've heard of brass balls before, but c'mon!"

"Well, I see your people skills are getting better."

"Next time you plan on daydreaming, pack a review mirror."

"Tell me why a beast is a saint? I'm lost."

"I'm writing an advice book for bad guys and its called, "Don't Piss me Off!"

"I just can't believe Koenma expects me to take on a whole frickin' city of demons alone. Don't they send teams out for this kind of thing?"

"But you did have me worried. Hell of an actor. You know not everyone can pretend to laugh at their dying friends."

"Earth to toddler b***h! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifer ten inches down your throat!"

"That's how you treat a guy who wins the whole Dark Tournament!? 'Oh thanks for saving my life and everything, but my sandwich is just' to damn good for ya!"

"Now I know I'm being watched. How creepy is that? I owe a major apology to the locker room girls after second period gym."

"After what I learned from the old lady fighting you would be cruel."

"I'm about to go face-to-face with Hiei. Or should I say eye-to-eye?"

"See Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap! Yap! Yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens! You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb."

"Yeah, Grandma! What's with that? You expect us to fight in the dark?"

"Getting blown to pieces is really going to piss me off!"

"If you're going to disguise yourself, why not look cooler?"

"Sorry, sir, I don't like this one, do you have chocolate with sprinkles?"

"Let me guess, did you pick up that cute saying from a fortune cookie? I'm trying okay. But you're working me to death here."

Hiei



"Death will come long before surrender."

"It's called the Quest Class. I bet you don't remember your own name half the time."

"I know as much of games as I do hugs and puppies and I care for them even less, wake me for the end of the world."


"Kurama! Don't make me pull out your precious voice box."

"This stupidity is making me nauesous."

"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you."

"They're just afraid of justice!"

"It looks like they've stolen my idea. They're going to have to pay very dearly for that."

"If you have any noble plans to stop me, I suggest you write your will. I'm not leaving without war."

"What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?"

"That's right. First, last, and only. I've been under too much stress lately. Killing you all should be a good remedy."

"That's very unsanitary. Do you know how many demons that blade has cut?"

"It wouldn't obey when I gave it a specific command so I decided it needed to be punished..."

"I may be a small target, but this is just sad."

"He's acting so pathetic that I even feel sorry for him."

"No three letter word can rule my fate. Hot."

"Touch me again with that stupid thing, and I'll break your wrist."

"You already have your fox, your clown, and your hag. I'm a moot point."

"But I hate Kuwabara. You do them one favor and then they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their whole speices was swallowed up."

"Then this means the Mushiyori City has advanced to Stage 3. I beleve these demons are techincally classified as weak and ugly."

"I should have slit your throat when I had the chance."

"I hate being underestimated, but underestimating is worse. Sensui will kill us all."

"There is no more dignity in this sort of existence, so I must find honor in death."

"The only thing I've earned in this life is death and I gladly welcome it now..."

"Hn."

"You talk, you die."

"If you could've reached your power on your own the fake death wouldn't have been needed, and you wouldn't look like a child."

"He'll survive but he's in no shape to fight. That means we have only three fighters left and one of them is worthless."

"You should've learned by now, it's a kill or be killed world. If you're too weak to help yourself you deserve to fall!"

"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain."

"If you wanna die, then die as you like."

"Now he's trying to talk in his sleep while he's awake."

"Do I have to kill you to keep you from doing something stupid?"

"Forget it, you pathetic nerd. No one has ever succeeded in that before, and you're no exception."

"Tch. A human with an honor code."

"Does a death wish cause you to speak to me that way?"

"Even as a child, I took great pleasure in spilling the blood of my enemies. And after I learned the value of my mother's Tear-gem, I began to wear it so that everyone could see, hoping that their greed would compel them to challenge me, thus, giving me reason to take their lives. I suppose I wanted to prove that my mother's people were right in exiling me."

"Do you think he realizes he's running in a circle...?"

"Someone please tell Kuwabara to stop stripping or else I will kill him."

"Human's eyes are slow! Come on, where am I?"

"I have a feeling you'll die."

"What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?"

"There is no one who does not carry scars on their heart, and if there were someone in the world like that, they would be a shallow soul."

"Who has time for these childish games?"

"With what secret weapon you've barly been able to stand since your flirting with death."

"You fool! There aren't any earthquakes on water!"

"Lover boy. Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed."

"One must never let emotions enter the ring. That was a mistake."

"So the great detective was ensnared, I wish I had been there to see it."

"No. If you want to die, kill yourself."

"I'm glad you're so enthused. The game will be more exciting this way."

"Don't worry, fool, we've entered into an alliance and I'm not the type to break it. Of course, after we win the tournament I can't guarantee anything."

"So tell me, how does it feel to be in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"What's worse, losing to an old man or a clown?"

"so my Jagan Eye might not be natural, but it does give me exactly what I need!"

"You should have never insulted the Jagan Eye because you see in a way it has its own mind and loathes disrespect, resisting it is not something I would do."

"Well, it appears we have a maze in Maze Castle."

"Your ugly friend has a good point, detective. Are you sure you want to trust me? I've already vowed my revenge on you. Maybe I'll handle that now."

"Obviously you are underestimating Kurama. Do you know why I chose him to be my partner? To avoid fighting him myself. Watch, he's more cutthroating than I when it comes to battle."

"Well, I'm not about to die for the sake of you worthless humans!"

"As far as I'm concerned, we're babysitting."

"Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic."

"Heh, and I suppose you'd think it'll be noble if we all died as a team!?"

"And I wasn't acting. The only reason I saved you was because I might need your help later."

"True pain takes time, my friend."

"The world doesn't give many chances. Looks like you've just lost yours."

"Colorful getup you've got there, but it doesn't look very tough to me."

"Go ahead, tell them I'm Yukina's brother, I won't mind at all torturing you to death!"

"The air in this town is thick with energy, demon insects flock to it like sharks to an open wound. A sign of things to come or is the danger already here?"

"So go, save the Human World. Or don't, I don't really care. Either way, I'm just fine with the outcome."

"As much as I hate the humans, I think I loathe tourists more."

"I have the power of the Black Dragon because now, I am the dragon!"

"Quiet, fool! I don't need to be told to hurry up. It's in my nature."

"Countless centuries. Countless masters trying to harness the power of the Darkness Flame. Only I had the courage, the strength, and the abandon to realize it's glorious potential."

"This wind is coming in feels like home. It's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood and the rotting flesh of decaying corpses."

"Forget it. I still need more training. If this is the best my punch can do I might as well get a new arm."

"Listen to me as closely as you can, you two. I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro Brothers. If I wake up and we've lost, I swear I'll kill you all."

Botan



"Sneezy, sneezy, achoo, achoo, somebody's thinking about you."

"Too bad Hiei's not here, we could use his Jagan Eye to find himself!"

"You're cheating, Kaitou! He never came close to saying the word "hot"...! Aaah!"

"Yes, but the big question is: who is the husband and who is the wife?"

Koenma



"Let's see, ah, 'A very challenging task, but well rewarding in the end'... You idiot! This says "Four Saint Beats". You brought me a cookbook!"

"Precisely why I chose you after Sensui failed. I wanted someone who wouldn't think too much."

"I'm not playing Solitaire, you moron! I'm fortune telling to see who will win this match! But, I keep drawing the joker and I have no idea what that could mean!"

Kurama



"Nerd Violence..."

"I think Monster Beast Doughnut is a perfect name."

"And to think that one day, they could be in-laws"

"Your smell. After filling the room with the rose's sweet aroma your putrid odor was easy for me to find."

"Sorry, but I don't have time to be arrested."

"What irony. Such beauty, sprung from such an ugly soil."

"I thought clowns made everybody else laugh."

"It is hard to tell if Toguro has lost control of his power, or if he is attacking the crowd on purpose."

"As exciting as a biology meet sounds, my weekends are full."

"I'm warning you. You so much as bruise what's in your hand and I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged when you die. You will no longer exist."

"It's hard to predict what he'll do. Humanity's destruction is Hiei's former dream. These new developments leave him much to consider."

"These are lamp weeds, they're to show us the way out, like phosphorescent...bread crumbs..."

"I don't know who I should fear more. Mukoru... or Hiei."

"I never abandon anything in this life, Yomi. Anything."

"True, but when we need to, as you just have, we can remember."

"I thought you knew better to corner an animal like a fox, Karasu. We have a tendency to show our teeth."

"Don't waste your breath in conversation. I know with the powers your using to restrain me, you could easily heal your injuries. Release me and I will let you walk away with your life."

"Maybe because I feel I am guilty. Maybe because I feel like I am one of those mother-devouring creatures. I've caused my mother great pain; it's hard raising a child who thinks you're inferior. I feel, in some way, I caused her disease."

"He's too much for me. I fear everyone on that team will be so. As long as I'm still part human... part Shuuichi."

"It's too bad I don't carry around a locket of his hair."

"Demon hearts don't beat in the conventional human sense."

"Regret is a different beast when you live for centuries."

"You can come with us if you like. But if you chose the latter, the next time we meet I'll show you no mercy."

"Rely on impulse, and not even your thoughts can betray you."

"Any prize that is worth having requires risk."

"Suicide is not the answer. There is no honor nor redemption in that."

"Tired hands are better than none."

"Hiei is going through a tricky change. It appears he is beginning to like you."

"All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist. When really, you're just a lucky fool."

"After all the explosions. Smell wakes him."

"I admit, I'm embarassed just listening to him."


"Yusuke, you need a plan B."

"The capacity for evil is but one ingredient in the human's soul."

"Logic is panic's prey."

"How does it feel to be the one pursued?"

"It's unwise to be so confidnet before an official annoucement."

"You were wrong on two counts. Even the hardest substance can be broken, when crashed into itself. And the ability to feel pain is not a weakness. It's a strength. Pain tells a creature its vulnerabilities, and not to expose them to attack. Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you."

Alice in Wonderland



Alice: This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. I -- I hardly know, sir, just at present -- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.

The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.

Alice: How do you know I'm mad?

The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.

Alice: And how do you know that you're mad?

The Cat: To begin with, a dog's not mad. You grant that?

Alice: I suppose so,

The Cat: Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.

The Duchess: Be what you would seem to be -- or, if you'd like it put more simply -- Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Alice: I've had nothing yet, so I can't take more.
The Hatter: You mean you can't take less; it's very easy to take more than nothing.

The Hatter
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at.

Alice
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Alice
It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Mad Hatter
No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

Alice
Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is -- oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!

Alice
It was much pleasanter at home, when one wasn't always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits.

Alice
Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin; but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever say in my life!

Devil May Cry 3



Dante: It's been a year since we last met. Where does the time go?
[walks forward, arms open]

Dante: No doubt you've got some fun planned for me. Right, Vergil?

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Jester: Yoooo-hoooo!

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Dante: You want a date? Well, forget it. Because I make a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!

Lady: Date a demon? I'm not that desperate!

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Dante: [aiming a gun at Vergil] So... this is what they call a "heart-warming family reunion"?

Vergil: You got that right.
[draws sword]

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[Dante looks up, and catches Lady falling out of the sky. Hanging upside down, she immediately points her guns at him]

Dante: Well, this is my kind of rain. No wonder the sky looks so funny today.

Lady: Let me go!

Dante: Let you go? But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.
[Lady proceeds to shoot him in the head. He drops her, and she catches hold of a ledge below]

Dante: What the hell was that for? Here I am trying to help you and you show your thanks by shooting me?
[Lady shoots him again]

Dante: Whatever, do as you please.
[walks away]

Lady: So he's a demon too...

Dante: I'm beginning to think I've got rotten luck with women.

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Arkham: Let's welcome Chaos.

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Lady: You've heard of it, haven't you? The legend of Sparda? When I was young, my father would tell me stories about it. Long ago, in ancient times, a demon rebelled against his own kind for the sake of the human race. With his sword, he shut the portal to the demonic realm and sealed the evil entity off from our human world. But since he was a demon himself, his power was also trapped on the other side. I never believed it. I thought it was just a child's fairy tale. But I discovered that the so-called legend wasn't a myth at all. Sparda existed. How do I know? Well... I met the sons of Sparda. *Both* of them. Though the same blood of their father flowed through their veins, the two battled each other fiercely like arch-enemies. It seems as if they derived some twisted pleasure from this brotherly fighting. But in the end, only one was left standing.

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Vergil: Why do you refuse to gain power? The power of our father Sparda?

Dante: Father? I don't have a father. I just don't like you, that's all.

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Lady: I thought I wasn't going to cry...

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Dante: I can already tell. Looks like this is gonna be one hell of a party!

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Vergil: Arkham.

Arkham: Well? Doesn't it excite you? The Temen-ni-gru has revived. The Great One who once ruled this earth as the medium between the Human world, and the Demon world. Isn't it a magnificent view? The greatest minds of their time, those who revered Evil, constructed this glorious edifice. Now after two milleniums of confinement, it can at last fulfill the purpose for which it was intended...

Vergil: That's none of my concern. Did he have it?

Arkham: Of course. He's taking good care of it, as you might have expected.

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Dante: Damn it! You guys totally wrecked my shop and I haven't even named it yet!

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Cerberus: You... are not human, are you?

Dante: Who knows? I'm not even sure myself.

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Lady: [about Arkham] He was obsessed with becoming a devil, so much he killed his own wife. For that he butchered innocent people too. He's the most vile kind of creature. To top it off, that filthy scum... is my father.

Dante: Well, we have something in common. I have a dysfunctional family too.

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Arkham: He plucks the threads that make us dance, finger and toe! We surrender in joy to the lowest of the foul and rank; we submerge through darkness, rancid filth. Hour by hour, we move downward, ever closer to Hell, in a slow, steady gait. Now, let the world resonate! Sloth! Gluttony! Greed! Envy! Lust! Wrath! And Pride! A bell of chaos that tolls human desires! After two thousand long years, the once sealed gate to the demonic world will open! Destruction! Carnage and Despair! Let your instincts drive you! Entrap this world in fear! As its very name Temen-ni-gru strikes terror into the heart of mankind. Then I will become the ultimate ruler of this wasteland engulfed with pandemonium. The demonic power that Sparda once imprisoned... will be... MINE!
[laughs maniacally]

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Lady: I see. Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one. Don't you think?
Dante: Maybe.

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Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.

Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.

Dante: Whatever. At any rate, it has been a whole year since we last met. How about a kiss from your little brother? Or better yet, how about a kiss from this?
[draws gun]

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Lady: Are you crying?

Dante: It's only the rain.

Lady: The rain already stopped.

Dante: Devils never cry.

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Lady: What happened next? Nothing, really. We took care of all the remaining devils and that was it. I still have a job to do that's far from done, which is to eliminate every last demon. I need to ensure that monsters like my father never come about again. Then he promised to help me hunt down the demons, even though he's part one himself. But now I realize, there are humans as evil as any devil, as well as calm and compassionate demons in this universe. At least I've found one so-called devil who's able to shed tears for those he cares about. That's enough for me to believe in him.

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Jester: Don't be a bad girl, Mary, or you can expect a spankin' from Dad-dy later! Jester's gonna spank your butt. Spank you on you bu-utt!

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Cerberus: Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land. You, who are powerless, are not worthy to set foot here.

Dante: Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take the first place.

Cerberus: You, a mere human, make a mockery of me?
Dante: Easy, Fido! How about I take you out for a walk? Come on, puppy. Let's go!

Cerberus: You'll regret this you worm!

Dante: It's showtime. Come on!

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Beowulf: [jumps down through the ceiling] SPARDA!
Dante: Aww, you poor thing. Didn't your mother teach you how to use a door?

Beowulf: That odor, I know it.

Dante: Huh?... Gimme a break. Tell you what, next time I'll try to wear some cologne, okay?

Beowulf: It's the stench of betrayal. The odor of that accursed Sparda! I will annhilate every last blood relation of Sparda!

Dante: Hahahaha! A son cleaning up his dad's mess, huh? Where have I heard this story before?

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Arkham: Welcome. What do you think after looking at your father's image?

Dante: It's like staring at a backed up toilet!

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Dante: Remember what we used to say?
[both aim their guns at Arkham]

Vergil, Dante: Jackpot.

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Arkham: I have the true power of sparda!

Vergil: Not very classy for someone's dying words.

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Lady: Oh, speaking of a kind devil, he finally decided on a name for his shop. It took him quite a while to pick one. Want to know the name? Devil May Cry.

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Dante: [to Lady] Quite frankly, at first I didn't give a damn. But because of you, I know what's important now. I know what I need to do.

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Nevan: Welcome, Sir. Is this your first time?

Dante: [grins] Yeah, it is. You'll treat me nicely, won't you?

Nevan: Of course. I'll treat you SO nicely... you'll never want to leave.

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Agni: Look brother! It's been ages but we finally have company!

Rudra: I see that!

Agni: We must entertain our guest.

Rudra: You're right, we have to be gracious hosts.

Agni: Hmm... what should we do?
Rudra: How should I know? We need to come up with something.
[Dante sighs]

Agni: Brother, our guest is... sighing.

Rudra: Sigh? What is Sigh?

Agni: Well, a sigh is when...

Dante: Enough already! How much longer are you gonna carry on like this? In case you didn't get the hint, I'll spell it out. Your "Guest" wants to go through, got it?

Agni: [Agni and Rudra begin to rise] Our job is to guard this door.
Rudra: That's right! We cannot let you pass!

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Vergil: I've come to reclaim my power.
[aims sword]

Vergil: You can't handle it.
[Leaps down and lands near Dante, pointing his sword to his neck]

Dante: Look at you! Coming in with a big dramatic scene and stealing MY spotlight

Vergil: Well... you don't really believe that HE deserves to be our main event, do you?

Dante: Now that you mention it, you're right.

Arkham: You think you can defeat me? Defeat the power of your father, Sparda?

Vergil: You should come to realize you cannot handle the power of Sparda.

Dante: [Aims sword at Arkham] You're wasting your time, buddy.
[whispers to Vergil]

Dante: I think he needs to learn the hard way.

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Agni: Wait!

Rudra: Yes, wait!

Agni: We have been waiting for a long time!

Rudra: Yes, a very long time.

Agni: For someone stronger than us.

Rudra: Someone who can control us.

Agni: My name is Agni.

Rudra: And my name is Rudra. You shall take us with you.

Agni, Rudra: We can be of great help to you.

Dante: [ponders for a second] All right, but on one condition.

Agni, Rudra: Name it!

Dante: No... talking.

Agni: Fair enough.

Rudra: As you wish.
[Dante picks them up and practices with them, until... ]

Agni: Impressive...

Dante: [bangs their heads together] No... talking!
[Short silence]

Dante: Good.

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Lady: By the way...
[Demons appear and surround Dante and Lady]

Lady: Looks like we're gonna be busy for awhile.

Dante: So, bring it on! I love this.
[Dante brandishes his weapon, and begins approaching the Demons]

Dante: This is what I live for! And I'm absolutely crazy about it!

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Arkham: You dare to point a gun at me? Your family? Your dear papa?

Lady: The only family I ever had was my mother... and she's dead!
[fires]

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Dante: What's your name?

Lady: I don't have a name.

Dante: So what should I call you?

Lady: I don't care! Call me anything you want.

Dante: Whatever, Lady.

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[to the annoying Jester, Dante jams his gun into his nose]

Dante: Zip it! Or I'll pierce that big nose.

Jester: [nasal] That could be a problem...

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[Dante grabs Jester and puts a gun to his head]

Jester: Oh, wait a moment! You don't really want to shoot me, do you? If you do... I'll die, you know.

Dante: If that's what it takes to shut you up.

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Jester: It's time for bed, Mary dear. You can visit your dear mother.
[He laughs maniacally. Lady flips to her feet, grabs the Kalina Ann and holds the bayonet to his throat]

Lady: Try me.
[two swords are laid on his neck]

Vergil: It's time for the clown to bow out, Arkham.

Dante: Dude, the show's over.

Persona 3/ Disgaea/ The world ends with you/Final Fantasy / D.N. Angel/ etc. :



Attachment gives me fear,fear that ousted death.Because attachment gives me fear of losing it and that makes me scared of death even more- Chidori (persona 3)

There is nothing good or evil in this world, but thinking makes it so- William Shakesphere (Also Final Fantasy Versus 13)

"Time never waits. It delivers us all equally to the same end." - Pharos (persona 3)



This is my story! It will go the way I want it or I'll end it here!-(Tidus Final Fantasy X)



Reno: brushes himself off Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head.

Loz: HEY!

Yazoo: I will not have you refer to mother that way!

Loz: YOU MEANIE!

Rude: Our apologies

Reno: Your ma's cool. What the hell am I saying! (Final Fantasy Advent children)

Go on."

...

"Per...so...na."

BLAM (Persona3)

This is my story and I will make it a good one!-(Yuna Final Fantasy X-2)

Mitsuru: "I'll execute you all!"

Aigis "It was nice knowing you." (persona 3)



Red: We've been waiting for you, demons!!

Blue: When the darkness of evil draws near, we appear out of nowhere!!

Yellow: The-3-lights-of-justice-save-the-world-with-courage-and-hope!!

Red: Together...!!

Blue: ...we are...!!

Yellow: ...the Prism Rangers!!
All three pose together. (Lights flash in the background.)

Laharl: ...Please, someone normal come out.

Flonne: Cool! Hey, Etna! How about we do our own poses!?

Etna: You serious?

Flonne: You better believe it! Um... But, I have a question for you guys.

Red: A question? Go ahead, shoot!

Flonne: You call yourselves "Prism Rangers", but you only have 3 colors. That's not even enough for a rainbow.

Red: Isn't it obvious? We don't have any friends! Being a hero is a lonely existence!! You got it!?

Etna: Are you sure there's not another reason why you don't have any friends?

Laharl: ...You guys are heroes, aren't you? Why would you want to be Overlords?

Red: We want friends, of course! If we become the Overlords, then we'll have tons of friends!! And the Prism Rangers will have all the colors of the rainbow!! Here we go!! Blue! Yellow! Transfo--

Etna: Bang
(Etna shoots Blue and Yellow, and both fall to the ground)

Red: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!! Yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! This can't be happening! Blue and Yellow have been shot...! I can't transform on my own...! Curse you! Shooting before we even have a chance to transform... How inconsiderate! Are you demons!?

Etna: Uh huh.

Red: Oh my gosh! I completely forgot about that!

Laharl: ...Is your helmet on too tight? You should have transformed first, then come out.

Flonne: That's not how it's supposed to be! A true defender of justice transforms in front of the enemy!

Etna: ...Flonne, which side are you on?

Red: Then I'll just have to play my ace card! The demons I hired will help me!

Laharl: Is it okay for a hero to be using demons?

Red: Of course! Justice must never lose, no matter what the means! Blue! Yellow! Your deaths have awakened a burning passion in my heart!

Etna: Uh, I avoided hitting any vital spots, so they should still be alive...

Red: Evil fiends! Are you ready!? Face the power of justice!! (disgaea)

My awakening is your death knell.-Rozalin (disgaea 2)

I am a being of solitude, everyone is my enemy- Rozalin and Adell (disgaea 2)

"No one can escape time. It delivers us all to the same end. You can't plug your ears and cover your eyes- Pharos (persona 3)



You look like a angel but think like a devil! -Dark (D.N.Angel)

Another day another session of semi-perversion -Asuna (Negima!)

Welcome to the mighty morphing baka rangers -Negi (Negima!)

You're a team player a save the day superhero.I hate people like you -Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"illusions.. or real illusions
hidden within illusions are real illusions
from real illusions emerge illusions
lies hidden within the truth
truth hidden within lies
THIS IS MIST" Rokudo Mukuro (Reborn)

Yuna: (narrating) So much has happened. And I'm sure it's only the beginning. Through the smiles and tears, through the anger... and the laughter that follows... I know that I'll keep changing. This is my story. It'll be a good one. It all began when I saw this sphere of you. (final fantasy x-2)

"You don't need to save the world to find meaning in life. Sometimes all you need is something simple, like someone to take care of."-Aigis(persona 3)

Tanaka: if you break our promise I'll upload your picture to a dating site for ex-convicts. (persona 3)

Shinjiro: No one's attack is more powerful than mine. Healing and support... Tch... I don't do that crap... so don't look at me if you need help. (Persona 3)

I make my living as an elevator attendant, but...I know several effective methods of inflicting pain. Try to hurt me...if you can."- Elizabeth (persona 3)

"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed..."

"There is both joy and wonder in coming to understand another."

"It is truly a blessing to understand the forces that guide oneself."

"Only with strength can one endure suffering and torment."

"Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are...death awaits you."-Nyx Avatar (persona 3)



Quistis Trepe: You're the squad leader. Good luck to you.
Seifer: ...Instructor. I hate it when people wish me luck. Save those words for a bad student that needs them, eh?
Quistis Trepe: Okay, then. Good luck, Seifer. (FF cool

Squall: (after a Laguna dream sequence) I dreamt I was a moron.(FF cool

Squall: Just another stupid story by a boring adult. (FF8 )

Rinoa: Oh, what an easy life it must be, just to follow orders... (FF cool

Squall: As long as you don't get your hopes up, you can take anything... You feel less pain. (FF cool

Akihiko: There's no way she'll take this as a misunderstanding. She'll execute us!
Ryoji: E-execute us...!? (persona 3)

Squall: I'll be here... I'll be 'waiting' here... I'll be waiting for you, so... If you come here... You'll find me... I promise... (FF cool

To show my appreciation, I'll only beat them half to death.- Laharl (disgaea)




Hello, dead kid speaking. - Neku Sakuraba(when answering his cell-phone) (The World Ends With You)

I’m glad I met you guys. You made me...pick up on things, I probably would’ve just gone on ignoring. "Trust your partner." And I do. I can’t forgive you, but I trust you. You took care of things, right? Otherwise, Shibuya would be gone and my world with it. Hey, did I mention I’ve got friends now? We’re getting together for the first time in a week. See you there...- Neku Sakuraba (The World Ends With You)