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Jesus Christ, people! READ! Please DO NOT post your name in a comment. It's for your own personal entertainment, and I DON'T CARE what your name is. STOP ******** TELLING ME!]
The following is an excerpt from the children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
" The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, Tony Blair's new name is Zippy Liverlips. John Prescott is Cheeseball Gizzardfanny."
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

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(11/10/2005 05:51 am)

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SpottedDuck Report | 04/22/2010 11:49 am: on that name thing i was loopy chickenfanny
Divine Moment of Truth Report | 04/18/2010 12:18 pm: You'll find out o:

...eventually...
Divine Moment of Truth Report | 04/18/2010 12:10 pm: You should try it sometime.

No.

Joke.
Divine Moment of Truth Report | 04/18/2010 12:05 pm: Ever been rogued? cool
Divine Moment of Truth Report | 04/18/2010 12:02 pm: Every woman deserves to be called a lady, but if you insist. O:

AYE, pour a pint of Ale and shine me boots Wench! D<
Divine Moment of Truth Report | 04/18/2010 11:54 am: Lovely Garb Milady ;D
read the wind Report | 04/16/2010 6:42 pm: I saw your siggy! Do you do archery on a regular basis or was it just an occassional thing?
The-veganfeminist Report | 04/11/2010 8:27 pm: Your the first person to do this.
Ive had that up for a while
I love you
aztecboi Report | 04/08/2010 3:58 pm: ramdom lov3
vendta1 Report | 03/09/2010 2:25 pm: nice signature and pretty face